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Is that a woman crouched in the woods over there?!?
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Is that a woman crouched in the woods over there?!? Or, did I drink too much water bottle wine on my walk tonight? The Spawn and I were walking on the path tonight when I caught a glimmer of something from the corner of my eye. Was it a bird? A shadow?? A piece of debris blowing in the wind??? Nope! It was a woman sketchily crouching on the other side of the tree line watching the Spawn and I as we walked past. Now, if that didn't make me feel secure, I don't know what will! She was gone when we made our way back through, every scary movie I had ever watched in my entire life had managed to resurface in the back of my mind. Thankfully I lived to tell the tale! |
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Peeping McSketchy! Love it! LOL I have 1 piece of left over lasagna in the fridge.... It's all yours if you want it. Guess that's what I get for waiting too long to come to dinner.  Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Sounds highly suspicious. You should have asked her what she was doing and if she needed help. lol Maybe she was digging up her stash of toilet paper she hid out there a few weeks ago. 
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Sounds highly suspicious. You should have asked her what she was doing and if she needed help. lol Maybe she was digging up her stash of toilet paper she hid out there a few weeks ago. Pagan Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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You would have to read my moon post. 
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That was no woman, that was me!!!! Just call me Peeping McSketchy. With my hair down and my newly acquired "stay at home" moobs I'm often mistaken for a woman. So, got any leftover Lasagna?
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No, no McLade, she was just crouching down to do a jobby, you surprised her which is why she was looking a bit guilty! Panic averted! 
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As she crouched behind the the tree, she watched the couple walking towards her, as her fingers slide into her jeans.... Oh, sorry wrong blog, been confined tooooo long....LOL! I never go out without my little friend.......
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Wth is an orbiter?? Lol Vive La Difference
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4/29/2020 5:46 am |
That was no woman, that was me!!!! Just call me Peeping McSketchy. With my hair down and my newly acquired "stay at home" moobs I'm often mistaken for a woman. So, got any leftover Lasagna?
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No, no McLade, she was just crouching down to do a jobby, you surprised her which is why she was looking a bit guilty! Panic averted!
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4/29/2020 1:21 am |
As she crouched behind the the tree, she watched the couple walking towards her, as her fingers slide into her jeans.... Oh, sorry wrong blog, been confined tooooo long....LOL! I never go out without my little friend.......
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Maybe she drank too much water bottle wine...is that a new brand? You may want to bring a spare chuck of that lasagna with you on your next walk. You can throw it to distract her if needed, after all who can pass by free lasagna?
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I can verify his alibi... I saw him trying to sell me an orbiter at the time of the alleged walking peeping incident and he did offer me a Corona but I was eating moon pies.
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Tell me, who here doesn't enjoy letting it all hang out from time to time?
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Just to be clear - I did not give SL or the lady pissing in the woods any beer. I would, but that is a different story. Well, I gotta run. I have some Coronas to ingest so I don't get corona. 
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crouching? no doubt she was taking a piss and was secretly hoping you wouldn't notice her notice you. only thing worse than needing to take a whiz in the woods is some random stranger seeing you with your pants down.
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Might be enjoying a piss...
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I think I just caught her at an awkward moment. I probably surprised her when I looked over at her and noticed she was there. This walking path is heavily traveled now that we are all stuck at home.... It goes right through town and is accessible by many little neighborhoods, goes right by the elementary school and soccer fields as well as the fair grounds.
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Was she at least 6 feet beyond the tree line?
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My first thought would be she was peeing and embarrassed about getting caught. At least, that's what I would be doing if seen sketchily crouching in the woods.
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Your imagination is running amuck,  how many Corona Extras you have? Just don't let it bother you, You are safe now at home and we are all here.. 
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Oh shit...the coronazombies have risen! Regardless of what she was doing, the phrase 'sketchily crouching' has just been incorporated into my lexicon.
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Imagination is an asset - except when you are recalling things like a scene from Texas Chain Saw Massacre, or Nightmare On Elm Street... hmmm.... 😮 I'm pretty sure she was just practicing social distancing. Otherwise... you wouldn't be reading this right now... Right? Hello? Hello? Anyone there... 🤔 Crickets
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Maybe she drank too much water bottle wine...is that a new brand? You may want to bring a spare chuck of that lasagna with you on your next walk. You can throw it to distract her if needed, after all who can pass by free lasagna? Vive La Difference
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Just to be clear - I did not give SL or the lady pissing in the woods any beer. I would, but that is a different story. Well, I gotta run. I have some Coronas to ingest so I don't get corona. Vive La Difference
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4/28/2020 8:43 pm |
Tell me, who here doesn't enjoy letting it all hang out from time to time?
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Your imagination is running amuck, how many Corona Extras you have? Just don't let it bother you, You are safe now at home and we are all here.. Well, I gotta run. I have some Coronas to ingest so I don't get corona. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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crouching? no doubt she was taking a piss and was secretly hoping you wouldn't notice her notice you. only thing worse than needing to take a whiz in the woods is some random stranger seeing you with your pants down.
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4/28/2020 8:07 pm |
Might be enjoying a piss...
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Was she at least 6 feet beyond the tree line?
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My first thought would be she was peeing and embarrassed about getting caught. At least, that's what I would be doing if seen sketchily crouching in the woods. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Your imagination is running amuck, how many Corona Extras you have? Just don't let it bother you, You are safe now at home and we are all here.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Oh shit...the coronazombies have risen! Regardless of what she was doing, the phrase 'sketchily crouching' has just been incorporated into my lexicon.
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Imagination is an asset - except when you are recalling things like a scene from Texas Chain Saw Massacre, or Nightmare On Elm Street... hmmm.... 😮 I'm pretty sure she was just practicing social distancing. Otherwise... you wouldn't be reading this right now... Right? Hello? Hello? Anyone there... 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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