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Adventures Of Passion
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Adventures Of Passion Has this ever happened to you? You sit down with idea in mind for your blog, start off with some cookies, sit down and start typing down snipets, then thanks to the cookies, you forget to start your blogging music, so you open your Spotify or such, pick out that song that's gonna get your soul burning, you hit "play", flip screens back to your percolating blog, both index fingers poised over the keys, aaaand your still waiting for the 1st strum of that guitar, aaaaaand still waiting, you glance up to the top of the screen and see that you have the speakers on MUTE, because you were watching some loud porn, earlier? It kind of takes the wind out of the 2nd try. I was on IM earlier, looking at profiles around 300 miles away, REALLY wanting to start a dialogue with a few women, but what can you say that hasn't been said before, something cute? Something serious? Something dirty? After some deep consideration, ...well, do you remember that Seinfeld, the one where George is bitching about how everything he did was wrong so he decided to do the opposite of his normal choices. He ended up with a chicken salad on rye, a hot girlfriend, and a job with the New York Yankees. THAT'S the kind of response I wanna get when I send out a message on IM. So I tried it. I found an interesting woman 181 miles away. Her Profile reads: My Ideal Person Looking for drama free FWB situation when time permits for both. Looking for someone between 33 and 43 years old. I am 5.9 tall and prefer same height or taller. Must be absolutely drug and disease free. My message sent: Hi, I agree with you on the drama, I'm 5' 8" and 3/4", maybe you can let me slide on that, and I'm just a shade over 43 yrs, like 15yrs, but what's 15 yrs between FWBs? Is it 15yrs? Oh, yes it is, sorry, I'm pretty high right now. Well, I like what I'm seeing on your profile and would love to meet you. I can have you on the 1st Grey Hound in the morning, just say the word. Mc Now this is exactly NOT what I would send, but who knows , I'll keep you updated. Fingers crossed. What's the farthest distance you've "IM" another member? |
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6/29/2018 6:54 pm |
George's girlfriend, DeeDee Pfeiffer. I'd eat a chicken salad on rye for her. [image]
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I was never really into using IM, but early on in my tenure here I had some long email conversations with charming, far-away men. Atlanta, Texas, etc. Eventually I figured out that none of these far-away guys was up for even a weekend somewhere in the middle, and realized that long conversations with far-away guys were a waste of time. However I did agree to meet someone who lives 250 miles away and we still get together once every couple months or so.   
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6/29/2018 7:32 pm |
those damn cookies
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6/29/2018 7:35 pm |
I was never really into using IM, but early on in my tenure here I had some long email conversations with charming, far-away men. Atlanta, Texas, etc. Eventually I figured out that none of these far-away guys was up for even a weekend somewhere in the middle, and realized that long conversations with far-away guys were a waste of time. However I did agree to meet someone who lives 250 miles away and we still get together once every couple months or so. 
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Love that IM message - what are the betting lines on: - getting any response  - getting a really bitchy response (because she gets messages like that "all the fucking time")  - getting a L M A O  response (because she gets what you were doing) - getting laid - finding out she is one of those women who blogs about the inappropriate IMs she always gets and posts it with your screen name showing.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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When I was here under another name about 10 years ago, I IM'd with a guy 3000 miles away. We moved on to emailing, and eventually met after about 5 years.  How did you know the porn was loud if the speakers were muted? Oh...I suppose you muted AFTER you realized it was loud...*SeaGirl sits down and zips her lips* I'll just sit back and listen now. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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6/29/2018 7:54 pm |
Love that IM message - what are the betting lines on: - getting any response - getting a really bitchy response (because she gets messages like that "all the fucking time") - getting a L M A O response (because she gets what you were doing) - getting laid - finding out she is one of those women who blogs about the inappropriate IMs she always gets and posts it with your screen name showing. Oh shit! I forgot about "blogger's revenge girl!!" I'm fucked and not in a good way!
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Oh shit! I forgot about "blogger's revenge girl!!" I'm fucked and not in a good way! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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When I was here under another name about 10 years ago, I IM'd with a guy 3000 miles away. We moved on to emailing, and eventually met after about 5 years. How did you know the porn was loud if the speakers were muted? Oh...I suppose you muted AFTER you realized it was loud...*SeaGirl sits down and zips her lips* I'll just sit back and listen now.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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6/29/2018 8:07 pm |
When I was here under another name about 10 years ago, I IM'd with a guy 3000 miles away. We moved on to emailing, and eventually met after about 5 years. How did you know the porn was loud if the speakers were muted? Oh...I suppose you muted AFTER you realized it was loud...*SeaGirl sits down and zips her lips* I'll just sit back and listen now. 
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6/29/2018 8:09 pm |
QUICK change your profile pic to something completely different like . . . an old pic of Dee Snyder
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I love chicken salad on rye.
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5 friggin YEARS? "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Oh shit! I forgot about "blogger's revenge girl!!" I'm fucked and not in a good way!You are fucked, lmao. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I've heard of some of these long distance meets. I drove 192 miles one way, on Farm/Market roads to see a woman twice. I didn't say I was looking at porn, I was asking if it ever happened to you. Um...I live alone. I can listen to my porn as loudly as I want. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I'm never on Im.I've looked at profiles across state lines out here in the southwest.I think the Castanza approach could work but with all the wrong people. If you can get one person to respond you're doing alright.It's getting them out of the house that becomes the biggest battle. Using more than all the road!
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hahaha I love that IM message and really hope you actually sent it just to see what happens. Please let us know what she says back! lol
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6/30/2018 5:59 am |
I love chicken salad on rye.
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6/30/2018 6:01 am |
Hahahaha! You are fucked, lmao.
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I love the IM message and I would definitely chat with you because you have a sense of humour. That being said I rarely go on IM I have met and made friends from many many miles away....
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6/30/2018 6:09 am |
I've done a drive of about 85 miles one way, all backroads, in the pouring rain. Um...I live alone. I can listen to my porn as loudly as I want.
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6/30/2018 6:12 am |
I'm never on Im.I've looked at profiles across state lines out here in the southwest.I think the Castanza approach could work but with all the wrong people. If you can get one person to respond you're doing alright.It's getting them out of the house that becomes the biggest battle.
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6/30/2018 6:16 am |
hahaha I love that IM message and really hope you actually sent it just to see what happens. Please let us know what she says back! lol
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6/30/2018 7:01 am |
I love the IM message and I would definitely chat with you because you have a sense of humour. That being said I rarely go on IM I have met and made friends from many many miles away.... 
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6/30/2018 9:04 am |
hmmmmmm, "what are you doing?" I like that. I'm gonna try it!
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7/1/2018 6:54 am |
I find them on IM, but then I send them a mail message. I don't think my IM works.
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7/5/2018 3:32 pm |
I never got a response, I at least expected a "fuck off" or something.
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