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What Could Be More Important Than Sex…I Found It…🤔
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What Could Be More Important Than Sex…I Found It…🤔 Many of us on this site have realized that SEX is something seriously underappreciated if it’s missing from our lives. Well, I accidentally found something ELSE that’s even MORE important; something I always took for granted. ‘LEFT’. Yep, that’s what I said - ‘left’; specifically the ability to turn ones head to the left. I don’t know how, but I’ve lost the skill to turn my head. Did I sleep wrong? Did I pull a muscle with a sneeze? I have no fricken idea but there it turned up - I can’t turn my head more than an inch or two. That bizarre kink has put a real crimp into my lifestyle. Things I used to take for granted have dissolved into these huge - momentarily painful - life altering decisions. Do I… or don’t I? How do you talk with someone standing to your left? Shaving – damn! And who knew reaching for toilet paper could be such a pain.  Mr. Google tells me that my predicament is temporary but in the meantime, I’m driving in the far left (fast) lane - everywhere I go. It’s the only way I can manage pain free. Ya only gotta concentrate lookin' straight ahead and right- right? ....................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Is there something you’ve recently - busted or broken or sprained and - experienced, that has made you appreciate its loss? And DON’T tell me – your significant other. I mean something besides THOSE two ✌️. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Might as well spill it out. 😮 Dja have something (personal or not), that's on the fritz? 🤔 I've got a fridge that's buzzing... a bit. lol 😂 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sorry to hear your neck is hurting, I hope it feels better soon. It's usually my right side that does that. I hope your Monday is great start to your week.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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i tell yah...i don't know...ever since this pandemic started, we are cooped up in the house...which most people would complain they are bored to death...oh me??? i found more stuff i want to finish...and i tell yah...right now??? i just don't have time to finish all the stuff i want to dooooo....i did not know i have this much stuff i wanted to do around the house...now, i can't even read a book...
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Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times. Wake up with a stiff neck and it's a hell of a thing to check your blind spot if you want to change lanes to the left. I approve of the fast lane solution! Especially since I get the sense from past posts that you are not a slow driver    
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I'm sorry that your neck hurts but ....... don't you like driving in the fast lane anyway? I think my big right toe has arthritis or a bunion or something else that's painful. I have to watch what kind of shoes I wear. Dress shoes are the worst.  Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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6/8/2020 2:27 pm |
Been there, couldn't turn, either. Mine is usually caused sleeping funny on my pillows. My refrigerator won't defrost. It will go into defrost mode but the heating element won't heat up. I've replaced the timer, the sensor, the heating element, I think the only thing left is the control panel.
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Your neck problem is from not having enough sex!!
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Um, are you alright? Or is it all left? I can't remember, fer fucks sake...  blog on!
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It's true... you ARE. How the heck did you set up your drum kit to the right? 😮 You lefty drummers had an advantage with THAT method! I'll be careful! 👍 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sorry to hear your neck is hurting, I hope it feels better soon. It's usually my right side that does that. I hope your Monday is great start to your week.. Should I ask how it happens? It'll pass... I'm told. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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i tell yah...i don't know...ever since this pandemic started, we are cooped up in the house...which most people would complain they are bored to death...oh me??? i found more stuff i want to finish...and i tell yah...right now??? i just don't have time to finish all the stuff i want to dooooo....i did not know i have this much stuff i wanted to do around the house...now, i can't even read a book... Well, ya gotta shorten your list. What the heck ya got cooking there? 🤔 🔥 💦 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times. Wake up with a stiff neck and it's a hell of a thing to check your blind spot if you want to change lanes to the left. I approve of the fast lane solution! Especially since I get the sense from past posts that you are not a slow driver I'm not THAT fast. To me it seems like a safe solution to an issue. The problem comes up when I have to shift over - two lanes. I'm literally shifted sideways, in order to succeed with THAT move. I think I should be ok 👌. How long does this fricken thing last? It's been a day now! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm sorry that your neck hurts but ....... don't you like driving in the fast lane anyway? I think my big right toe has arthritis or a bunion or something else that's painful. I have to watch what kind of shoes I wear. Dress shoes are the worst. Hmmm... Well, I am a trained professional. 😊 So about that toe... Whatcha gonna do about it? That means you have pain with every step. Hmmm... THAT, might be worse than my neck - or not? 😶❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Been there, couldn't turn, either. Mine is usually caused sleeping funny on my pillows. My refrigerator won't defrost. It will go into defrost mode but the heating element won't heat up. I've replaced the timer, the sensor, the heating element, I think the only thing left is the control panel. About your fridge... ya thought of that extreme solution? Burial? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Your neck problem is from not having enough sex!! Yep... I'm gonna try and fix this thing with a sympathy f**k from someone... I guess.😐 Drop by any time! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Um, are you alright? Or is it all left? I can't remember, fer fucks sake... blog on! Making a left turn is a series of 'rights' till I get left of where I want to be.👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/8/2020 5:02 pm |
we need our neck and to be able to turn our head, just in cast your lady husband walk in on you! Just kidding good blog!
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we need our neck and to be able to turn our head, just in cast your lady husband walk in on you! Just kidding good blog!   ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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When a part of our body doesn't work the way it's supposed to, it can be frustrating and painful. It also makes us appreciate how much we take it for granted. The worst for me was Polyneuropathy.....a tingling and numbness from my fingertips to my elbows and the tips of my toes to my knees. It affected every aspect of my life and it was unknown what level of improvement would occur. Through perseverance and determination, it improved 90%. Look after yourself, it's the only body you have.
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I have no cure... This happens to me all the time from falling asleep on too many pillows. I'm usually laying in bed watching tv.... Before I know it, I'm asleep.
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Ok story time... Pablo I remember a few years back we had a blog queen and some of the men had their heads stuck up her ass... when their heads finally popped out they couldn't turn their necks either way so I guess the moral of the story is it's ok to kiss ass, just make sure not to... I mean seriously not stick your head that far in. You know what I mean?Who wants to be stuck all the way up THERE? lol ugh...  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Well it's Wednesday early morning and I think I'm practically cured. I'm testing my neck as I write this and... yep - almost there. lol True... about only recognizing how important something is - until you loose it. I imagine you can say that about all things in life - can't you ? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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When a part of our body doesn't work the way it's supposed to, it can be frustrating and painful. It also makes us appreciate how much we take it for granted. The worst for me was Polyneuropathy.....a tingling and numbness from my fingertips to my elbows and the tips of my toes to my knees. It affected every aspect of my life and it was unknown what level of improvement would occur. Through perseverance and determination, it improved 90%. Look after yourself, it's the only body you have. True about not realizing how much - the simplest of -body functions matter until we loose them from our repertoire, right? I think I am almost cured, as I test my neck as I write this. Be safe ! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have no cure... This happens to me all the time from falling asleep on too many pillows. I'm usually laying in bed watching tv.... Before I know it, I'm asleep. So whatcha watching while you fall asleep ? I usually fight it and ...c r a w l into bed before that happens. lol... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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No... Don't say THAT! There's ALWAYS hope ! At least that's what I'd like to believe. I mean - they put a man on the moon, didn't they? Modern medicine may pull through. I'll hope with you! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hope you get better and I for one am glad I am not on the roads in Canada with you driving that way. Just messing with you. Need any thing let me know The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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Hope you get better and I for one am glad I am not on the roads in Canada with you driving that way. Just messing with you. Need any thing let me know I'm not so bad... I think. Things I need? Hmmm... Let me think... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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YOU...........Corralled by a memory captured in a familiar scent, he twisted his head to see who had passed his table. All he witnessed… were wisps of her blond hair...................THAT'S HOW you hurt your neck.
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YOU...........Corralled by a memory captured in a familiar scent, he twisted his head to see who had passed his table. All he witnessed… were wisps of her blond hair...................THAT'S HOW you hurt your neck. Very observant, to be sure! I needed that laugh. Thanks ! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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