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Unexpected Orgasm in Strange Places
Unexpected Orgasm in Strange Places First as will become the norm in these postings, an joke of the day. Q. How do you make a pool table laugh? A. Reach inside its pockets and tickle its balls. This morning I made scrambled eggs on toast, I put the pan into soak and went off to have my breakfast. Once I had eaten, the dreadful realisation came over me that it was time to face the pan and attempt the long battle to get the remnants of the scrambled eggs removed. I poured out the soapy water and there it was...an almost totally clean bottom of the pan, a quick refill of water some washing up liquid, a few wipes with the scourer and voila...all clean...just like that!. Not gonna lie, its been a while since I had felt such a satisfied, warm, orgasmic feeling all over as I did seeing that pristine pan with such little effort as I stood in the kitchen. Anyone else felt an almost sexual satisfaction at the mundane?...do tell? Previous posts still up for view and comment. They are getting a bit dusty tho. SOP. |
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Och McSOP, I get a stiffy every time I clean the glass on my induction hob! Shameful, I know!
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Anyone else felt an almost sexual satisfaction at the mundane?...do tell? SOP.
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