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Posted:Jun 22, 2006 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2020 11:13 pm

Your double stuff Oreo cookies melt. Seriously I came home this evening and went to enjoy a cookie when I opened the bag I had moosh. Not that the moosh wasn't good it was!
Just goes to show you a guy will eat anything, I mean look at all those people who eat Limburger Cheese..now that had to take some guts to try for the first time. I can see it now...Hey John, I think your cheese has gone bad..smells like old dirty socks..what do you want me to do with it? Naw couldn't have gone bad that fast John says..give it a taste...and history is made.. now my mother was fond of limburger cheese and onions on rye bread, followed or along with a cold beer.
My Dad was never home much...I think there may be a connection. lol
I don't think I'd ever have a problem with anything one of my partners chose to eat..hey if they like it they like it right? Who am I to judge. My ex wife use to eat ham pot pie...nothing wrong there you say..well it's not what your thinking it's not ham and veggies with gravy wrapped up in a flaky pastry..it's well..she took ham, boiled it..added cut strips of pastry dough to the mix...and for thicking more flour...now the ham tasted pretty good, I mean you can't screw up ham but the rest..well you ever mixed wallpaper paste? it had that texture..and for the most part it tasted like glue. Keeping it down was no problem..getting it down was another matter.
But anywho....I'm gonna go look around..eat some more of my Orieo moosh and I'll catch you all later!
Posted:Jun 19, 2006 5:49 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2006 4:39 pm

Well all have our guilty little secrets....For some it could be nothing more than sneeking a chocolate, or feasting on that pint of oregon blacberry ice cream with fudge chips and swirls of blackberries. Ok so you caught me, call me Ozzy Nelson, but for some reason the past week or so I've been craving ice cream? Must be the heat we've had these past few days? Or it maybe my sweet tooth is acting up again.
Guess it's because it is a comfort food for me, something to replace that special feeling I get when I'm in a relationship.
Hold the phone.....I'm not saying I haven't been having any fun, on the contrary I have. But it's not a one on one type of thing..and I know most would give their left arm for the chance at some of the great times I've been having, it's still not the same thing.
I've been on FuckBookHookups for some time now, and I've met many wonderful people..and became close friends with many. But the main reason I joined, has eluded me..that is to say I haven't found Miss Right. I know she's out there, perhaps even now reading this post to my blog...Wondering..Is he talking about me? Yes dear, I am. She maybe a standard member, or too shy to write,or she thinks..Well what if he thinks I'm not pretty?
Looks only hold so long...what matters is what's in your heart.
I don't know..sometimes I think of forgetting it all and becomming a monk..but I was never one for all that praying..truthfully my knees won't take all that bending either.
So here I sit...eating my Ice cream....hopping someone wonderful will ask me to share.
Ever wonder..........................
Posted:Jun 5, 2006 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2020 11:13 pm

Just what makes a postal worker go postal? I did, but some days at work I can understand why they do. Now where I work we have all kinds of people. Men,and women of all colors and creeds. The education of the employees runs from your basic high school graduate, to those with masters degrees. For the life of me I can't understand how any of them got out of kintergarden.
A few years back there was a book published, All you ever needed to know you learned in kintergarden. I'm thinking of picking up several hundred copies and leaving them in the break rooms.
Now common sense would tell you that, if theres a wet paint sign hanging on a wall, then the wall has just been painted. No..not for those I work with. A wet paint sign means touch it..see if it's dry yet. Oh yes...if the toilet's plugged in the restroom, don't notify maintenance...stuff another big wad of T.P. in it and flush it a couple more times to see if it'll go down..yeah that's the ticket. Afetr washing your hands in the restroom...make sure you take thirty feet of paper towels, use only a foot of them and be sure to toss the rest on the floor. Ladies..contrary to popular belief, tampons and maxi pads are not flushable, and that special box hanging on the stall wall is not for your used chewing gum. Oh and gents..we all like to read on the john..it's the american way..but when your done...take the paper with you, no one wants to have to pick something up off the floor that's been on your nakid lap. Oh, and the urinals, lets step up guys..the girlfriend or the wife may say that you have a monster beteen your legs, but in all actuality your no bigger than average.
Ok..I guess I'm done ranting..but I do have one last item to convey to both sexes..Flush....Flush....Flush!
Single women..............................
Posted:Jun 1, 2006 5:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2006 4:27 pm

Studies show that single women don't live as long as their married counterparts.
Food for thought Ladies...
Anywho, the quest goes on. Still hoping to catch the eye of that lovely lady who'll understand me. Not an easy task, but then if it were easy it wouldn't be as much fun.
Been talking to my babydoll in Fla. Told me she's comming up in July, or August. Want's to make plans for me to come down in the fall to see her as well, she won't have to twist my arm very hard.
Just one thing, she doesn't know I'm in the lifestyle...now being so far a part it hasn't really been a factor in our relationship thus far.
But sooner or later it's bound to come up. She's a computer nut as well, and I know when she's here she'll be on mine, has already asked to see my blogs...truthfully, I don't know what her reaction would be to all this? Guess I could use some advise from you folks. Have any of you ever run into this type of situation with someone you've been with, that doesn't know your in the lifestyle? How did they handle it? Anyone with pointers let me know.
Seems I've been.....
Posted:May 27, 2006 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2020 11:13 pm

remiss. Sorry about that folks. I haven't been writing in the blog in awhile..ok if you'll all line up you can spank me. :note: redheaded women can move to the front of the line. LOL
I think I mentioned in an earlier post of my fondness for red heads. I don't really know why I'm like that..just that I am. As you know I've made some life decisions, you've heard of the best laid plans of mice and men? Well the adage is true. Seems the bank whom I've been dealing with won't see clear to grant me a loan..go figure? If you don't have money and you need it it's no dice with them. But flip the coin and then they're all over you to take out a loan...PLEASE USE OUR money...the capitalist bastards. Oh well, not to worry, something will turn up it usually does.
The house..I'll let it go for a song, trouble is there ain't any traveling minstrels anymore.
On the job front..well I've had a couple of offers..one for a management position for a well known car maker. You know the one..Fix Or Repair Daily? But couldn't get to the interview Eh...things happen like that. But I'm not in any rush as I said before. well will let you all go back to looking at pics or searching better blogs..talk to y'all later.
Life Decisions................
Posted:Apr 30, 2006 8:36 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2006 4:37 pm

I've been putting things off for too long. Been that way all my life, afraid to take that first step..to go on with what I need to do.
So, to end that I've made some decisions in changing my life. Tomorrow I go for the loan..to get my finances strightened out, get some work done on my van so I can clean and rid the junk from the home that I once shared with my ex wife and three in order to sell it. To begin earnestly looking for a job managing people in my chosen field as I once did before I took an early retirement. And the bigest change is to move cross country. To up root myself from the norm that I've come to know all my life.
It's been a long time coming, these changes. I really can't say why it's been thus, just part of my make up I guess. But, I've realized something, my are growing older and no longer need dad around to hold their hands too much anymore. In a year my youngest will turn eighteen...and she's already chomping at the bit to move out and be on her own, the middle has been gone now for a couple of years, and the oldest whom I also share an apartment with..well lets just say getting into the bathroom in the mornings is sometimes awkward when he and his girlfriend are in there showering.
Now don't let me lead you on..I'm not leaving tomorrow..all this will take some more time, time to figure out logistics and such, time to ween the youngest and teach her the world isn't going to open up for her and give her the free ride she thinks it will. But in a year, things should be aligned and all the ducks should fall quacking into place.
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It's gotta be the drug..................
Posted:Apr 23, 2006 8:30 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2006 2:05 pm

Don't know why but for the past couple of days I've been very...well lets just say I've been standing for the queen quite a lot. Now, getting aroused is nothing new for me..hell, it started way back when..think it was after the discovery of the wheel. But for the past couple of days, it's been popping up a lot and when I say a lot I mean a lot! Now being the single guy that I am, I often have to take matters into my own hands too curtail the beast. This accomplished I'm good to proceed with my daily mundane life. But,like I've said that hasn't been possible. No sooner than I've finished taking care of the problem, it's right back up again.
Yesterday it was a total of six times, in the span of say four hours, I fell into an exhausted sleep afterwords... normally I'm a guy that manages to go twice on a good day.
Now I know what your thinking....Viagra..nope never touch the stuff..hell I've never needed too. But as you all know I recently visited the dentist, and got a scrip for some antibiotics, penicillin, to be exact. So, I must assume the drug is affecting the old fellow, as he's never performed as well on his own. So, to the makers of this great product I say Kudos! I may have just found a new market for you!!
Answers to questions....................
Posted:Apr 22, 2006 8:19 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2020 11:13 pm

Wow, seems some people do read my blog. Most of the time I figure I'm just talking to myself.
As for old flames, yeah I really did love the woman, we drifted apart because of distance really. That and she started chemo again, she didn't feel it was right to continue a long di stance relationship not knowing what the future held in store.
As for the Dental Profession...yeah I went....whole time in office was twenty minutes..most of that time in the waiting room. End result..well Mr. Outlaw, you have and infection, and before we can do anything we have to clear that up for you..so, here's a script for antibiotics and have the receptionist make an appointment for you in two weeks..that'll be 70.00, thank you.
So, hope I answered everything?
If not well drop me a line....It gets boring sitting here just writing in my blog all the time.
Does your bubble gum...........
Posted:Apr 21, 2006 4:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2006 7:46 am

Lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Silly question I know...but then not as silly as some of the advise questions that have been asked in the magazine lately. Not to mention some of the pointed barbs that people have written in reply.
Yes stupid questions frustrate us all, but we have a choice people, don't have to answer them do we? Or to mock and ridicule someone on their looks or personality well, it just demeans us.
So, if it's something that puts a bur under your saddle, or you can't say anything nice..just don't say anything at all.
Old flames...............
Posted:Apr 21, 2006 5:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2006 7:45 am

Burn brightest when your alone.
Sent an easter greeting out to an old flame, never expected a reply, or that it would even be picked up. To my surprise not only did she pick it up and send one in return, she IM'ed when we were both on line at the same time.
Wanted to thank me for the E-card, and wanted to know how everyone was...how the were doing and if I was seeing anyone? Asked about my job..was I still working at... and did I have a nice easter? Could I send her a copy of my pic, (the one that graces my profile) She lost the old one, and she really liked that pic. (big ego boost) I found myself transported back in time, It was like we never parted, the distance of time and miles never counted. We talked about many things...one of which was when was I coming for a visit? And you know I really should move down there as job opportunities we better then in Erie.
I've never been one to just pick up and go, but I'm tempted to chuck it all and see where this takes me.
The dental profession
Posted:Apr 20, 2006 3:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2006 7:44 am

Ok, yours truly is sick...infection in a tooth...simple antibiotics should clear it up right? To be sure, but in order to get the necessary medication, you have to visit the dentist.. the cost 70.00...where he'll tell me I've got an infection in one of my teeth and I'll need some antibiotics, uh duh really Now don't get me wrong...the doctor knows his job, but I also know my own body, and what's wrong.. it would be simpler, not to mention less of a cost to me to just call in a script to the local drug store so the infection can start getting healed? But no, I'm a layman and I'm dumb, so it's an office visit for me where he'll tell me what I already know and charge me for the service. Priceless!
Posted:Apr 16, 2006 7:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2006 3:16 pm

The one holiday that hasn't gone really commercial. That's not to say that the corporations don't use it to sell goods, they do, but not as much as say; christmas.

Anywho...I have a question, one that is surely easy enough to answer for anyone. "If you had the chance, and the means to go back in time 2000+ years and stop Christ from being crucified would you do it?"

Seems an easy answer huh? You being the kind hearted person you are would say yes! To save him from the cross would be my greatest joy.
But let's think for a moment....Without his sacrifice the souls of mortal man would be doomed.
The church of today as we know it would not exist, the bible would have never been written.

Now would you stop the crucifiction? Jesus knew the answer, he knew what his fate would be, and therefore mankinds. So with a heavy heart he went to his doom..told Judas to turn him in for trial, waited in the Garden for the romans to arrest him and place him on trial. The only thing he really asked for of his followers during this time was to wait with him, to be..well I can only guess the shoulder he would need to lean on. And in this they failed, Now all he asks of us is to believe in him, and for most of us we still fail at our task like his followers of old.

Seems odd, a man love us all so much he'd lay down his own life to save ours. All he asks is for your belief.
Believe...For he has risen!
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wondering if It's just me???????????????????
Posted:Apr 15, 2006 7:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2006 7:39 am

Just got out of bed a few ago. It's saturday peoples I sleep in. Feel like I've been out all night drinking, but haven't touched a drop in weeks. Also haven't been laid in weeks, my bad I'm sure. Sex and the single guy...now don't get me wrong, I like being single. No one to bother you when your walking around nude in the apartment (sometimes the ain't home I get a little nutz with the freedom)but you miss waking up next to something warm and soft on a daily basis. Trouble with starting/building a relationship is twofold, now you can go out and get the local flavor and have a great night bumping uglies and say adios in the am, or you can go the relationship route and build up to the sex thing..that takes time and may not work out in the end as well. I've had many G/f and lovers in my life, some long term some well lets just say we both benefited from our association. Usually more to their benefit then mine, but I digress. Thing is all those women/lovers have left me for reasons that sometimes weren't quite to my understanding..never any closure. Not sure if that's me or if i'm just a patsy they used?

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