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Procrasturbation  

Naughtypursuit 53F  
1979 posts
1/5/2021 2:58 pm
Procrasturbation

Procrasturbation is a mesh of procrastination and masturbation.

A little masturbation is a great way relieve stress, but it can be an issue such as Mr. Toobin experienced.

A poll of over 1,000 people from Canada, the U.S. and Australia was conducted to find out what people are doing behind doors during lockdowns and work from home.

The survey found that 35 per cent of men and 17 per cent women are masturbating while at wor So yes we are being paid masturbate.

So when we need an afternoon pick more and more people are turning masturbation instead of that cup of Joe.

So are you part-taking? Do you feel like you are cheating your employer? Or were you always masturbating on your employer's time before covid.



Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/5/2021 2:59 pm

Just make sure your electronics are turned off.... it could be career limiting.


CaptainCock1 66M
29 posts
1/5/2021 3:40 pm

Innocent on all counts


Leegs2012 48M
61278 posts
1/5/2021 3:47 pm

I have done more masturbating since the lock-down than ever before. It does relieve stress!!


justaguyinalaska 54M  
844 posts
1/5/2021 5:13 pm

Your topic and associated query provide an excellent opportunity to review the benefits of masturbation. Besides the obvious pleasures this delightful activity stimulates, we have:

1. Stress reduction and endorphin release.
2. Temporary strengthening of immune system.
3. Engagement and strengthening of pelvic floor (core) muscles.
4. Improved cognitive skills (positively correlated with age).
5. Increased blood flow and cardiovascular endurance.
6. Enhanced confidence and self-assurance.

In sum, I view masturbation as a critical part of my firm's proactive health care strategy and consistent with our objectives of making employees as happy and productive as possible.


benard69 63M/63F  
5601 posts
1/5/2021 5:27 pm

That pic is an inspiration for sure...


Athos_131 46M  
25 posts
1/5/2021 5:49 pm

No, mostly because I work outside for a living.


William77Ont 43M
3 posts
1/5/2021 6:49 pm

No breaks, no idle chit chat. No extra coffee breaks. A little de-stressing is fair game I say.


peladodel56 64M
9266 posts
1/5/2021 7:02 pm

A falta de pan. ..


drinksprite62 58M
6093 posts
1/5/2021 7:15 pm

Not partaking. I do question the females at 17 percent, seems low.


DiscreetQuirky 52M  
102 posts
1/5/2021 7:39 pm

I like the word! And if I did it on my employer's time I wouldn't admit it.


unkumitd 37F
51 posts
1/5/2021 8:16 pm

    Quoting justaguyinalaska:
    Your topic and associated query provide an excellent opportunity to review the benefits of masturbation. Besides the obvious pleasures this delightful activity stimulates, we have:

    1. Stress reduction and endorphin release.
    2. Temporary strengthening of immune system.
    3. Engagement and strengthening of pelvic floor (core) muscles.
    4. Improved cognitive skills (positively correlated with age).
    5. Increased blood flow and cardiovascular endurance.
    6. Enhanced confidence and self-assurance.

    In sum, I view masturbation as a critical part of my firm's proactive health care strategy and consistent with our objectives of making employees as happy and productive as possible.
at first i chuckled then i realized that this is a serious statement. More employers should allow nap time and masturbation for healthy productive workers. just a thought.


boobwhisperer69 58M  
6443 posts
1/5/2021 9:18 pm

Nope!! One question though...........Is that you in the pic?????


MyBaffies 51M
4537 posts
1/6/2021 1:37 am

Never mind "working from home", at my old place of employment there were a few stories of guy(s) who would knock one out in the gents during the day.

Nope, not something I'd ever consider though. I'd need a nap after if I did!

Baffies

My Blog: MyBaffies


WyoCowboy7751 67M
1177 posts
1/6/2021 5:34 am

In addition to what justaguyinalaska had to say ; I have had an Enlarged Prostate ( BPH ) for going on 10 years now ! At an early point in treatment my Urologist told me that masturbating or sex at least twice a week has been shown too enhance & keep the prostate in check and help in reducing the amount of enlargement !!! Following that ; mine has never gotten too the point that He considered removal as it is at the size it is and not changed !! With other Life Changes, being on this site & COVID , I have masturbated as often as 3 to 5 times in a week


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:20 am

Only because you are retired...lol


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:21 am

    Quoting Leegs2012:
    I have done more masturbating since the lock-down than ever before. It does relieve stress!!
Agreed. And its healthy exercise


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:22 am

    Quoting justaguyinalaska:
    Your topic and associated query provide an excellent opportunity to review the benefits of masturbation. Besides the obvious pleasures this delightful activity stimulates, we have:

    1. Stress reduction and endorphin release.
    2. Temporary strengthening of immune system.
    3. Engagement and strengthening of pelvic floor (core) muscles.
    4. Improved cognitive skills (positively correlated with age).
    5. Increased blood flow and cardiovascular endurance.
    6. Enhanced confidence and self-assurance.

    In sum, I view masturbation as a critical part of my firm's proactive health care strategy and consistent with our objectives of making employees as happy and productive as possible.
Can you be my boss?


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:22 am

    Quoting benard69:
    That pic is an inspiration for sure...
Isn't it.....


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:24 am

    Quoting Athos_131:
    No, mostly because I work outside for a living.
Fresh air is healthy as well..


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:25 am

    Quoting William77Ont:
    No breaks, no idle chit chat. No extra coffee breaks. A little de-stressing is fair game I say.
Agreed. Wouldn't want to steal time....


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:27 am

hacer heno mientras el sol brilla


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:28 am

    Quoting drinksprite62:
    Not partaking. I do question the females at 17 percent, seems low.
It does seem low. Most respondents are young and I don't believe they masturbate as much in the first place. I know I didn't .


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:28 am

    Quoting DiscreetQuirky:
    I like the word! And if I did it on my employer's time I wouldn't admit it.
Smart move....


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:29 am

    Quoting unkumitd:
    at first i chuckled then i realized that this is a serious statement. More employers should allow nap time and masturbation for healthy productive workers. just a thought.
I agree, I think on other continents its normal, not so much North America


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:30 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Never mind "working from home", at my old place of employment there were a few stories of guy(s) who would knock one out in the gents during the day.

    Nope, not something I'd ever consider though. I'd need a nap after if I did!
That's had to have been fun to walk into the gents room to hear that.

I think more people probably nap at work then masturbate.


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 10:31 am

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    In addition to what justaguyinalaska had to say ; I have had an Enlarged Prostate ( BPH ) for going on 10 years now ! At an early point in treatment my Urologist told me that masturbating or sex at least twice a week has been shown too enhance & keep the prostate in check and help in reducing the amount of enlargement !!! Following that ; mine has never gotten too the point that He considered removal as it is at the size it is and not changed !! With other Life Changes, being on this site & COVID , I have masturbated as often as 3 to 5 times in a week
I was not aware of that. Perhaps something that should be shared more widely.


Paulxx001 63M
17871 posts
1/6/2021 11:59 am

I work from home... lol 😂
Am I cheating if I take a break and trudge on down to the bedroom? 🤔 ❗❗😎


Tmptrzz 58F  
92268 posts
1/6/2021 12:02 pm

I have masturbated at work before but it's been years ago. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 2:22 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I work from home... lol 😂
    Am I cheating if I take a break and trudge on down to the bedroom? 🤔 ❗❗😎
Not if I were your boss.


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/6/2021 2:23 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have masturbated at work before but it's been years ago. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day..
Happy Hump Day Tmp


mc_justmc 60M  
6819 posts
1/6/2021 3:49 pm

Too many cameras or I'd consider it.


William77Ont 43M
3 posts
1/6/2021 6:14 pm

I've thought about it at work, when it was just that booooooring. LOL But there was a guy who I worked with who went in there, and the guy in the stall next to him started beating his meat. OMF he finished faster than he could imagine and got out of that washroom like his ass was on fire!


voyeur2017 58M
950 posts
1/7/2021 9:58 am

The survey statistics seem low. The angst from the health directives and remote work (for those that can work from home) would contribute to a greater opportunity for masturbation release? I wonder if a.f.f member cam masturbatory activity has increased?

With fitness gyms under restricted access, masturbation is a healthy alternative...just be careful with the kettlebells


deepkiss4u 47M
51 posts
1/8/2021 4:12 am


Blueyedguy823 54M  
715 posts
1/8/2021 7:50 am

Naww... I hate to associate work and sex. Mostly.

But I'm always game to take a little time away from work to get some relief. Now that I think about it, I think my employer is cheating me! They're making me work while I could be self- or mutually-pleasuring!


AllSteamedUp5 53M  
24 posts
1/8/2021 11:28 am

Mr. Toobin has actually (inadvertently) created a new verb: Toobining
Example: "I saw that pic of her in a wet t shirt and my pants suddenly fell down and I found myself toobining".


CynicusMaximus 49M
1808 posts
1/9/2021 6:42 am

Self-employed here.. So yeah 100% of the time I am doing something I am not supposed to be doing.


CumsDeep 59M
84 posts
1/9/2021 11:36 am

uhm...hard no .


CaptainCock1 66M
29 posts
1/12/2021 4:43 am

Partially true.


SupermanOfSteel6 47M  
1 post
1/13/2021 3:58 pm

I have masturbated many times at work.


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/14/2021 5:17 am

Somehow I knew that


Ceeezilla 54M
15 posts
1/16/2021 5:45 am

Gives break time a new meaning....
Why not find out who the other partakers are in Your office, and have an Ohgie!
^^ new scrabble word


Massass1963 57M
786 posts
1/16/2021 6:44 pm

I don't have a stressful job....but I still masturbate a couple or more times a day. In the morning it is helps to get my jeans on!


jjay69s 51M
20 posts
1/16/2021 9:21 pm

I do it on my lunch break...honestly!


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/17/2021 4:49 am

    Quoting Massass1963:
    I don't have a stressful job....but I still masturbate a couple or more times a day. In the morning it is helps to get my jeans on!
so why bother putting on jeans ....lol


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2624 posts
1/17/2021 4:50 am

    Quoting jjay69s:
    I do it on my lunch break...honestly!
I am sure your employer gives you a gold star for your dedication.


SimplyIslandman 61M
124 posts
1/18/2021 4:13 pm

Simple fact is masturbation is a pleasure we can give to ourselves. The glory of working from home has provided the opportunity for many like minded people to safely share this pleasing experience with others that under (so called) normal conditions they would probably never met. On top of this special friendship and perhaps bonds can be established as we learn the importance of communicating with our partner as the pleasure takes place. I say enjoy and welcome those that would share this personal pleasure.


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