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attempt to improve myself with art
Posted:Jun 10, 2019 4:17 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2019 3:46 am
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like these




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looking up
Posted:Jun 9, 2019 7:10 am
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2019 4:14 pm
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sweet





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ah marriage, without it we would have no good jokes
Posted:Jun 5, 2019 9:05 am
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2019 2:07 pm
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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator."

Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?"
"And so, here we are!"

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

this one you probably have heard as it is an old one

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "No sweetie."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
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happenings at the bar
Posted:May 31, 2019 5:49 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2019 5:58 am
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Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.
A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked.
Man, she is fine!"
The biker looked at him and didn't say a word.
His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing.
His buddies were starting to get mad.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"
The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go home!"

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…
He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.
She replies, “No.”
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.
This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and then asks tiredly, “So… you finish?”
“No. I’m Swedish.”

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.
After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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some funnies
Posted:May 26, 2019 5:28 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2019 4:55 am
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hope I haven't repeated my self:



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couple of interesting pics
Posted:May 24, 2019 4:28 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2019 5:29 pm
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I like


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I just love sweet buns...
Posted:May 24, 2019 5:33 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2019 4:15 pm
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hope you do too...



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The Shadow Knows.
Posted:May 23, 2019 2:31 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 8:43 am
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take a look...



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art
Posted:May 17, 2019 2:49 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2019 4:15 pm
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I like this art to upgrade my status.








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recent blog pic with naked lady greeting her man
Posted:May 9, 2019 4:55 am
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2019 4:18 pm
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home from work. So I wondered if someone has really done that. I haven't but wish I had especially when I was younger.

Have you ever greeted your spouse or significant other naked or in a sexual manner to lead to some sexy fun?
lady, yes with no holes barred
lady, no but wish I had
lady, no
man, yes very much so
man, if only I had
man no
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You really said that?
Posted:May 6, 2019 5:09 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2019 4:15 pm
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Nice pants...can i test the zipper?

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Do you wanna go campin? Cause pitchin a tent

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Guy: You owe : for what? Guy: because you have been living in my heart without paying rent (oh really...korny)

not my jokes just found at
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had to tell you as jokes4us could turn into you an attorney for us.
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hmm, I don't know...
Posted:May 2, 2019 7:24 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2019 4:00 am
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A girl realized she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about hair.
Her mom calmly said: " part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face.
She told her mum, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today."
Before mum could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut..."
With a secret smile mum asked, "Was it really small?"
Sally replied, "No... really salty!"
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just jokes without sexual inuendo
Posted:Apr 30, 2019 6:07 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2019 4:00 am
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Wat go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Wat, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Wat.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Wat ponders for a minute.
"Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe."
But what does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment.
"Wat, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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