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I'm a dumpster fireLost an argument with a 7-year-old(6 posts)Feb 23, 2021 5:35 am
I'm a dumpster fireThis winter wonderland sucks.(4 posts)Feb 16, 2021 8:31 am
I'm a dumpster fireThe Weather Monkey WrenchFeb 14, 2021 9:18 pm
I'm a dumpster fireThe Monster Truck Dildo.(5 posts)Feb 14, 2021 1:14 pm
I'm a dumpster fireSuperbowl…Super fail.Feb 8, 2021 6:41 pm
I'm a dumpster fireHer worst date….ever…part 2.Feb 6, 2021 4:28 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI made a spur of the moment trip up to Denton, Tx(2 posts)Feb 2, 2021 5:28 am
I'm a dumpster fireThe Gary Project - Day 5Jan 22, 2021 6:57 pm
I'm a dumpster fireThe Gary Project – Day 4.Jan 22, 2021 4:18 am
I'm a dumpster fireGary Project - Day 3Jan 21, 2021 3:40 am
I'm a dumpster fireGary Project Day 2.Jan 20, 2021 3:27 am
I'm a dumpster fireThe Gary Project – Day 1(3 posts)Jan 20, 2021 3:20 am
I'm a dumpster fireThings are just weird.Jan 6, 2021 11:11 am
I'm a dumpster fireBittersweet ChristmasDec 23, 2020 4:40 pm
I'm a dumpster fireChristmas lights – Next year, I’ll be going out of townDec 11, 2020 6:27 am
I'm a dumpster fireI had fun at work this morning.Dec 4, 2020 7:11 pm
I'm a dumpster fireGay men, fish?(2 posts)Dec 3, 2020 7:28 pm
I'm a dumpster fireWeird bathroom encounter.(3 posts)Dec 1, 2020 2:33 pm
I'm a dumpster fireWrote something....Nov 26, 2020 7:52 pm
I'm a dumpster fireFree..and getting happier about it.(2 posts)Nov 25, 2020 5:28 am
I'm a dumpster fireDay Two – The beat down.Nov 13, 2020 8:45 am
I'm a dumpster fireA lttle bit more... Jeeze this is longer than I thought.Nov 12, 2020 6:04 am
I'm a dumpster fireI have never been in a submarine.Nov 11, 2020 4:29 pm
I'm a dumpster fireEye Contact and Hello.Nov 10, 2020 3:39 pm
I'm a dumpster fireDuring my “break” last week, work was overwhelming.(6 posts)Sep 23, 2020 4:33 pm
I'm a dumpster fireThe Friday break up…or not!(4 posts)Sep 16, 2020 7:10 am
I'm a dumpster fireConflicted.Aug 25, 2020 9:01 am
Publish or perish?Makeup sex?Aug 24, 2020 7:35 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI received a flirt...well lots of them(3 posts)Aug 24, 2020 4:06 am
I'm a dumpster fireIce Skating Fall down.(3 posts)Aug 21, 2020 6:44 am
I'm a dumpster fireLast time I received flowers, years ago.(4 posts)Aug 18, 2020 5:59 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI am so confused about everything.(3 posts)Aug 14, 2020 5:43 am
I'm a dumpster fireRIP little one.(3 posts)Aug 5, 2020 3:48 pm
I'm a dumpster fireChurch of the Sily con Bond Simulation(14 posts)Aug 4, 2020 7:46 pm
I'm a dumpster fireWTF Friday night.(3 posts)Aug 3, 2020 3:00 am
Publish or perish?Playing chess?Jul 31, 2020 9:16 pm
Pictures of an Ottawa couple!Vote for what pics you want to see next!Jul 31, 2020 7:22 pm
Ramblings of the depraved.....Another mask related eye injury.Jul 31, 2020 7:13 pm
I'm a dumpster fireMy future date with author51Jul 30, 2020 3:32 am
Another placeSummer pruning!Jul 29, 2020 6:39 pm
My Blogit's getting interesting!Jul 29, 2020 5:58 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI lost my nemesis, and I’m depressed about it.Jul 28, 2020 6:54 pm
I'm a dumpster fireMy observation…The bottle.(6 posts)Jul 28, 2020 5:25 am
I'm a dumpster fireI was found out at work today.Jul 24, 2020 6:41 pm
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Looking on Long IslandIt starts with a touchJul 22, 2020 4:50 pm
I'm a dumpster fireThis is for men only – Women don’t read.(6 posts)Jul 23, 2020 3:34 am
I'm a dumpster fireNot feeling it.(2 posts)Jul 22, 2020 4:41 am
I'm a dumpster fireI’ve decided to blow up my life.Jul 20, 2020 4:59 pm
Another place28 days laterJul 19, 2020 8:46 pm
I'm a dumpster fireMy 2nd story submission- "Terri's Drama Chapter 002"Jul 18, 2020 7:08 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI became a drug dealer and scammed a little old lady today.Jul 18, 2020 6:36 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI tried to seduce a couple and failed.(4 posts)Jul 18, 2020 6:52 pm
I'm a dumpster firePickle ApocalypseJul 16, 2020 3:32 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI will commit genocide.(3 posts)Jul 16, 2020 3:17 pm
I'm a dumpster fireDoing something different tonight.(2 posts)Jul 14, 2020 7:41 pm
A rather special nightMean while back at the ranch 4Jul 13, 2020 7:39 pm
I'm a dumpster fireI tried to seduce a couple last night and failed….bad.(3 posts)Jul 14, 2020 3:47 am
I'm a dumpster fireDiscovered I was immortal todayJul 12, 2020 11:07 am
I'm a dumpster fireSo depressed with my new setupJul 11, 2020 12:34 pm
my bit of the blogosphereAdventures in Social DistancingJul 6, 2020 7:03 pm
I'm a dumpster fireConfused on the buggyness of posting #0004 #0005Jul 6, 2020 3:54 pm
Ramblings of the depraved.....Three day weekend, last day....Jul 5, 2020 6:29 pm