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Thoroughly Modern Me
Posted:Aug 3, 2018 8:33 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2018 8:16 pm

Since closing my business down last April, I've been wondering what to do with 22 yrs of accumulated crap. The motorcycle parts I'm not worried about. I'll use them for myself or for friends. The shop equipment I'm slowly moving into my garage, but the office fixtures are what really take up a lot of storage unit space. In all I have 8 file cabinets. Without them I could drop my storage unit from a 10x20 to a 10x10. And that would lower my storage bill of $150 to $70 per month.

My solution? Remove the standing shelves from my bedroom and replace it with file cabinets. I call it "Modern American Office Decor". I'm going to put 2, 5 drawer cabinets on one side of my bed, and 2, 4 drawer on the other. That will leave 2 horizontal file cabinets which will stack nicely under my window. The file cabinets will hold twice as much crap as my shelving and cut down on the dust build up in my room. The last 2 cabinets will probably get chucked.

Another remodeling dream I have is my kitchen. I have the standard wood cabinets, the standard faux wood counter tops, and the white ceramic sinks. Boring. My dream, and I've already been pricing it, is to rip everything out and replace it with stainless steel restaurant fixtures. I'd want to ceramic tile the floors and 3/4 of the walls, stainless counters with double deep sinks. Open stainless shelving, that way everything is visible, open, and accessible.

Imagine looking under the sink and there's all my plumbing, no crawling under/into the cabinet to fix a leak. The ability to pull all my shelving, counters, oven, and fridge out yearly for a good floor and wall mopping. From what I've found online, I can do the entire job for under $2500, and that's new equipment. I'd probably hit a restaurant supply store and buy used.

What would be your dream home?
149 Days Till Christmas
Posted:Jul 29, 2018 8:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2018 8:09 pm
Just in case you were enjoying this long hot summer, I'd just like to remind you that Christmas is on it's way. 21 weeks and 2 days. 3,576 hours. Tick Tock. That time of year when you drag a big dead tree into your home, try your best to get it to stand up straight, and not drop needles on your floor while you decorate it. That time of year when you throw your budget, your diet, and your sanity out the window.

Time to drag all those yard ornaments and exterior lights out so you can pay a bigger electric bill. Clean up that spare room for guests that, Thank God, you only have to see once a year. The in-coming and out-going of Christmas cards. The sharp elbows of Christmas cheer that greets you at the malls. The table leaf that you drag out, and dust off so you can eat with people that make you lose your appetite. The annoying music that seems to be everywhere, playing continuously in a loop .....Frosty the uggghhhh, I can't even finish it.

Yes, what a wonderful time of year. Did I leave anything out?

Low Hanging Fruit
Posted:Jul 26, 2018 3:44 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2018 9:58 am
I hate to say I told you so........ that's a lie! I love to say I told you so! In case you didn't see it, I got a shiny golden crown. What's that? How much you say? Well, it was substantially less than what I thought it would be, but before I tell you how much, let just recap how I milked these fuckers:

After not having a gold membership for quite some time, I shelled out
May $30.00 for 1 month
June $28.95 for 1 month
July $29.95 for 1 month
Now $48.00 for 1 !!!!! That's right bitches! $4 per month, 12 months for $48. I've got a gold crown that may very well out-live this site's very existence!!!

I honestly thought I would get the $9 per month for 6 month offer, but every day they kept showing $30 for a month, then 2 days ago I went into my account settings and turned my "auto-renew" off, just in case they tried to run the charge when my auto-draft payroll hit today. Just like clockwork, they made this offer today.

As bad as this site can be with all the glitches, I think it's well worth 13 cents a day. Would you pay 13 cents a day to perv member pics, send and receive unlimited messages, and have the awesome ability to post pics on other people's blog posts? I think every blogger is gettin' a dick pic!

All That Glitters....
Posted:Jul 21, 2018 11:21 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2018 8:07 pm

My little gold crown evaporated last week. I'd had it for 2 months @ $30 per month, dollar a day, not that bad. I was able to perv a lot of profiles, near and far, pretty soon it's easy to spot the fakes. One thing I did notice: when I would log on the initial 12 profiles "online" in my area were (a) women looking for women, (b) women looking for BBC, or (c) women looking like an example of a disease out of a medical text book. In other words, nothing for mc. Funny thing, after my crown of gold was gone, there was a slew of inviting profiles right here within my reach. Profiles that I'd seen before my gold, but never during. Tricky little bastards.

That's OK, I know a few tricks after 8 yrs here, and I'm happy to share them. If you buy gold at the full rate for a couple of months in a row, then stop, they'll offer you a rate "for your loyalty" of $9 a month for 6 or 12 months. That's not bad at all. PLUS, every time there is the slightest inconvenient glitch, call the 800 number. Whine, moan, and groan about how long you've been here, how you've paid for your gold status which is now worthless, and how you had true love within your grasp, until this glitch ruined everything. The powers that be in far away lands will give you a 2 week extension on your gold status every time just to shut your whiny American ass up. I don't know if this works for whiny Canadian asses, but give it a shot. I've gotten months free like this.

Another thing, when your beginning your whine with those cow worshiping folks so far away, the 1st time they don't understand you, tell them, "sorry, I'm eating a hamburger". And after you spell your password out 3 times and they tell you," that's correct" after logging in, I always make sure to tell them, "I know it's correct, it's MY password". Remember, the rest of the world sees us as "whiny and privileged", we gotta keep up appearances.

Got gold? Porque, no?
Her Whole House Smelled Like Pussy
Posted:Jul 15, 2018 3:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 6:23 pm

I went by the house where I found the kitten and saw Tracy outside. I quick pulled over and she walked out to the street. I told her I was the one who found the kitten and she said she was wondering who it was. Tracy is a "toucher", when she talks she reaches out and puts her hand on your arm. I like that. She was on the phone with her sister (the bitch) when I brought the kitten back.

She asked me into the utility room to see the furry family. As we walked in the front door I was greeted by the over-whelming smell of "cat". I should say cats. They were everywhere. I'm guessing they don't even notice the smell, anymore. Right off I'd say I counted 10 in the living room, but to be fair my count was interrupted by the "who the fuck is this" glare I got from her husband. I decided to tone down my friendly demeanor and make this more about the cats.

Between the washer and dryer in a cardboard box was the Momma and 3 kittens. 2 of them looked like the one I found, the other was an orange Tabby. The Mom was the one I was checking out. She was a long hair, really pretty, but her tail was fucked up. About halfway down it was missing a large area of hair, but then fluffed back up. That always makes me think of mange. Remembering the shitty look hubby gave me on my way in, I figured I'd been there long enough. I really felt like telling him that even though Tracy was blonde, the glasses, the slight overbite, which are all traits I find attractive in a woman, Tracy doesn't do anything for me.

As I said my goodbyes I really wanted to ask Tracy about the stick up her sister's ass. Was it too thick? Did it have splinters? What the fuck was her problem? I decided to let it go and get myself out of there before the subject of ME owning a cat came up. I'm gonna start driving a different direction when I go to the store for a while. For a good while.

Are there neighbors you avoid? Do they have sticks up their butts?
The Pussy Epilogue or Why Do I Even Try?
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 6:23 pm

This is the follow up, to my previous post "Call Me Slut".

I went back to that neighbors house. I know the lady that lives there. She's a tall blonde, glasses, slight over-bite, kinda cute,and she's really tall. Married, two boys. We've talked a few times, always acknowledge each other in public places. Her name is Tracy.

I knock on the door and out comes a shorter version of Tracy. I've never seen this woman before, must be her sister. She's in mid-conversation with someone on her phone. I tell her I found this kitten in the driveway by the street. She just puts her hand up and shakes her head side to side. Walking right past me I hear her say, "Well, is it even gonna matter now that he's touched her?" She turns to me and says, "If you want, you can leave it on the side of the house." I tell her I'd rather not leave it on the side of the house. Apparently, frustrated that I'm still breathing, she takes the kitten out of my hand and starts walking towards the door. As she's walking away I tell her, "I'm sorry I rang your doorbell at 8 this morning". Without even turning she says that it's OK.

I leave, realizing 2 things: (1) there are women in this world that I can annoy the shit out of without even being married to them for 20 yrs, and (2) I have cat cooties. I never wanted or expected any gratitude, but I did think I'd be leaving with a good feeling that I'd helped reunite the kitten with it's owner. Instead all I had was an overwhelming feeling of "Why do I even try?".
Call Me Slut
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 7:27 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 6:24 pm

On my way to the grocery store, good Lord, how many of my posts start with me going to the grocery store? Anywho, whilst driving through the hood I see something small, dark, and furry laying a few feet from the end of a driveway. I recognized it to be a small kitten and it was about 6 inches behind the rear wheel of a monster truck. Seeing 2 possible deadly scenarios I quick pulled over and picked it up. The little fucker can't be more than a few weeks old. Eyes open, but it can't walk, couldn't really crawl, either. It did hiss at me.

I walked up to the front door of the house and knocked. The house has 2 obscure glass windows on either side of the door and I swear I saw a shadow pass one. I knocked again. Nothing. As my finger released the door bell button I remembered, it's 8am, Saturday morning. The best time to hit the grocery store. The worst time to ring a neighbors doorbell. And still no answer.

I carry the kitten home to the hands of my overjoyed grand daughters with the notice, "we aren't keeping it", and continue on with my original plan, the grocery store. I'm not a cat person. I've had cats in the past. I can't take the cat box, the shedding, the knocking of my things off of shelves as they strive to be the highest living creature in the room. And as fun as kittens are, they eventually grow up to be cats and I don't care for their "whatever" attitude. If I'm feeding, sheltering, and basically giving something a free ride, I expect a little love in return.

Around noon, I'm gonna go see that neighbor and hopefully they answer the door this time. If not, just call me "Slut" because I'm gonna give my pussy away to the 1st interested individual. Got Pussy? Want Pussy?
The Great Debate
Posted:Jul 8, 2018 6:23 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2018 6:50 am
The time has come to ask the age old question: How do you hang your toilet paper? I'm a "towards the front" guy, myself. Always have been, always will be. Mainly, because the "other" way is just wrong. So, what say ye? Are you like me, or are you...... wrong?

Posted:Jul 4, 2018 6:12 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2020 6:18 pm

pərˈ(h)aps- used express uncertainty or possibility.-used when one does not wish be too definite or assertive in the expression of an opinion. ~google

What a versatile word. It has so many uses and meanings. It can be used to negotiate a better deal. It says, " open to your offer, but what else have you got? In this case, it's nothing more than a "Maybe".

It can be used to stall the impending "NO". We all learned that word in the back seat schooling of our youth. Our Mothers taught it looking over their shoulders as the car sped past the ice cream stores and amusements parks. Under these circumstances, it means "No". A kinder, gentler "No".

At the halfway point in the year, have your dreams, desires, or wishes come true? Will this still prove to be the year we find love, happiness health and prosperity? Will we get our dream jobs, vacations, retirements, and Slurpees that we have wanted? Perhaps. This is an example of "How the fuck would I know".

Have you gotten or done the things that you planned to do at the beginning of the New Year? Do you still have time?
Just The Texts, Ma'am
Posted:Jul 1, 2018 11:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2018 10:00 pm

I can only assume that we all have that special text friend. The one that you share all the trivial events of your day, not necessarily sex, more like what your eating, your last poop, what your watching on TV. Mine is Lynda de La Mooch. I hear and tell regular reports of gastrointestinal tract issues, such as the text I received Saturday morning:

Lynda-----Oh no I got pee butt

We've discussed how odd a topic it is. It's not like we've ever been intimate, it's just that we're both very open with each other. I've read and wrote many detailed sex reports, shopping messages, fights with spouses, but mostly food. What we're buying, cooking, eating, and yes, eventually pooping. I liked this one I had today:

Me---I ate a can of pineapple for breakfast

Lynda---I have fresh pineapple

Me---I like the cans, I put them in the fridge overnight and eat them the next day

Lynda---Yum. I really enjoy eating pineapples and cantaloupes

Me---It's the only food I've ever included in sex, I even made my ex a pineapple dildo hahaha

Lynda---I don't want pineapple anymore

Me---Can I have your pineapple?

Have you ever included food in sex? Have you ever ruined something for someone? Do you have that kind of text buddy that you share everything with?
Adventures Of Passion
Posted:Jun 29, 2018 6:51 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2018 3:34 pm

Has this ever happened to you? You sit down with idea in mind for your blog, start off with some cookies, sit down and start typing down snipets, then thanks to the cookies, you forget to start your blogging music, so you open your Spotify or such, pick out that song that's gonna get your soul burning, you hit "play", flip screens back to your percolating blog, both index fingers poised over the keys, aaaand your still waiting for the 1st strum of that guitar, aaaaaand still waiting, you glance up to the top of the screen and see that you have the speakers on MUTE, because you were watching some loud porn, earlier? It kind of takes the wind out of the 2nd try.

I was on IM earlier, looking at profiles around 300 miles away, REALLY wanting to start a dialogue with a few women, but what can you say that hasn't been said before, something cute? Something serious? Something dirty? After some deep consideration, ...well, do you remember that Seinfeld, the one where George is bitching about how everything he did was wrong so he decided to do the opposite of his normal choices. He ended up with a chicken salad on rye, a hot girlfriend, and a job with the New York Yankees. THAT'S the kind of response I wanna get when I send out a message on IM. So I tried it. I found an interesting woman 181 miles away.

Her Profile reads:
My Ideal Person Looking for drama free FWB situation when time permits for both. Looking for someone between 33 and 43 years old. I am 5.9 tall and prefer same height or taller. Must be absolutely drug and disease free.

My message sent:
I agree with you on the drama, I'm 5' 8" and 3/4", maybe you can let me slide on that, and I'm just a shade over 43 yrs, like 15yrs, but what's 15 yrs between FWBs? Is it 15yrs? Oh, yes it is, sorry, I'm pretty high right now. Well, I like what I'm seeing on your profile and would love to meet you. I can have you on the 1st Grey Hound in the morning, just say the word.

Now this is exactly NOT what I would send, but who knows , I'll keep you updated. Fingers crossed. What's the farthest distance you've "IM" another member?
Love Thy Neighbor
Posted:Jun 23, 2018 6:20 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2018 5:06 pm
No matter where I've lived, my neighbors have always been a pain. I had one who used to complain about the height of my grass after I mowed, since I cut mine lower than his he thought I was trying to make him look bad. Once I walked out my front door to see a neighbor swinging a baseball bat at one of my . His Mom said he was just playing, after further discussion she tried to say it must have been MY fault.

Currently, the house to my right is full of dudes. 3 of them. One is mentally deficient from an alcohol related car accident. He comes over regularly to try and borrow toilet paper. I tell him I don't have any. He used to put love notes in my mailbox for my wife. The other two aren't much better. I've seen them arguing loudly in their driveway threatening to kill each other. I think they're gay, or bi.

On my left there was a lesbian woman who never said a word to us. She gardened a lot in her front yard. When ever I came outside she would pack up her tools and go inside. I guess I was her annoying neighbor. Now a family lives there. The rakes up the leaves every winter and piles them in my yard on the side of my house. The Mom is friendly to me, but I've been told that she hates my guts. Why, I don't know or care.

Last, but certainly not least, my neighbors across the street. Lynda de LaMooch used to live there, which made them tolerable. I actually have a decent relationship with them. The Dad, retired, stands in his sliding glass door, which faces my house, watching. All day. The Mom is daily shit-faced drunk. If she catches you outside your in for 30 minutes of gossip, as she sways from side to side, nearly falling down at times. I've been entertained with some loud drunken arguments coming from their house. I once heard Mom yell,"It's 11 o'clock and your already drunk!" to which I heard Lynda, "Will you two stop! It's fucking Thanksgiving!". Remember, these are the ones I consider "decent". This is as good as it gets.

As I walk out my door, I take a deep breath, and wonder........ What would Mr. Rogers do? Yep, WWMRD? There's only one thing he could do.......
What kind of neighbors do you have?

Purging My Urgings
Posted:Jun 21, 2018 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2018 8:09 am

My sex life has always been incredibly busy times separated by long droughts. I remember when a few months seemed like the end of the world. I'm coming up on 5 yrs now, and don't even mind. Prior to that, every weekend I was going to a hotel party, sex club, or hanging out with of my FWBs. Some of those friends lovingly called me "". Then one day, I just had enough. My new favorite word became "No". I got tired of being everybody's 3rd or 5th wheel, and finding a regular girl here is hard.

Well, nearly 5 yrs later there's only thing that really bothers me. It bothers me that NOT having sex with someone does NOT bother me. I could care less. I can take care of my own needs, been doing that since I was 12. I know what I like, know what I need and when I need it. And I don't have to talk to myself about my feelings and I never ask myself, "what are you thinking?".

I'm not saying I won't ever have a relationship, or dig out my inner and have another wild year, all I really know is, I'm OK with how life is going and don't feel the need to mess it up. I've seen similar descriptions on some women's profiles and wonder if this is the result of our social media/internet/connected society we live in today.

Are we Generation Z? Zero love, Zero sex, Zero give a shit?

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