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When will I learn?
Posted:May 17, 2020 12:01 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2020 11:55 pm

Surround yourself with people you feel good around.... Not the ones who make you feel inadequate.
Greetings from a Fucktard!
Posted:May 16, 2020 7:24 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2020 4:00 am

There's other "dating" sites for women like you, this is a fuck site in case you couldn't tell by all the pics

An ass wipe from Cheboygan has decided bless with his wisdom this morning.

How clueless this man is actually finding a woman fuc

Here's a clue, dipshit.

If a woman does not respond your initial 'show your naked body' opener, she's not interested. If she doesn't respond your second try at 'either your getting a lot of dick or your shy' comment, move on.

She is not interested.

When she finally responds back and states that she is not what you are looking for, it's coming from truth.

Don't get all fucking butthurt and lash back with a burst of emotional sewage.

She will respond back, and it will not be what you want hear.

Cause, this chic is wise with words and knows exactly what buttons to push to bring you to your lowest.

It's going to hurt when I tell you I've met more men on site than you will ever receive in female responses.

I won't even have to resort to telling you that your dick pic, that you're so proud of, makes me want to cringe when I look at the clutter and garbage in the background of your mirror.

Good God...
TGI Fri-Yay!!
Posted:May 15, 2020 3:23 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2020 4:02 am

Thank God this week is done!

I came home from work tonight and discovered a help wanted sign at the end of the complex driveway.

Apparently they are looking for both an apartment manager and a handyman.

This is a new record!

Not even six months and they're both a thing of the past. I can honestly say, though, not going to miss the sketchy handyman or his craptastic handiwork.

I am curious what could have happened to lose them both in one fell swoop. I just talked to the office manager on the phone Wednesday....

Nothing seemed amiss.

Not going to put too much thought into it, though.... I don't really care.

Besides, it's my birthday weekend.

Three Day Weekend!!!

Not quite sure what I'm going to do as we're all on house arrest still, when I had originally requested the vacation day for Monday, I'd planed to spend the weekend out of town. This, of course, was before the pandemic.

I think a day trip to Lake Michigan is in order.

It's been a long time since I've watched a sunset....
Was that the evil eye??
Posted:May 14, 2020 3:55 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2020 7:22 pm

I knew who she was the minute I put her through orientation last year...

Only, I didn't think she knew who I was. Lately, I'm beginning to wonder.

I happened to catch her giving me the side eye today when I was talking to her manager. It's not the first time I've seen her do it, either. She's almost a little smug when she's in my presence, when I say hello, she just kind of smirks and walks away.

The thing is...

I kind of understand why she doesn't care for me. I'm the detestable woman who had the lengthy affair with her father-in-law. It was a different time in my life, and I was experiencing a lot.

When it ended, I had felt so hurt. He had broken it off when his wife had found out, yet again, that he was still seeing me, only he had told her that I was the one who was doing the pursuing.

I know this because she made my life a little miserable for a while.

During a time when I was putting together a funeral for my mother and signing divorce papers, his wife was calling my ex-husband and telling him that I wouldn't leave her husband alone.


Her husband had moved on to a new woman to occupy his time, he had merely just tossed me aside for someone new, someone not in her radar.

And now I am reminded of the bad decisions I made 10 years ago every time I see her. I would like to tell her I have changed my ways, that I avoid those married guys like the plague and keep my distance from the otherwise attached.... But I keep my lips sealed.

I know the person that I am now, and I'm proud of the positive changes I was able to make in my life.

That's all that matters.
The Discovery
Posted:May 13, 2020 3:01 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2020 2:35 pm

I didn't realize how mysterious the fact that I had an ex-husband was to my coworkers...

That they've sat and pondered what kind of guy I would find myself married to.

I was headed to punch in and get my intake screen this morning when I was stoped by a coworker.

"I finally figured out who your ex-husband is."

"You did? How did you figure it out?"

"He was talking to your , out there, and I asked him if that was his dad. I talk to that dude all the time, I had no idea that was your ex-husband."

"Yah, he's a pretty talkative guy."

"So, yah, not what I expected you to be married to."

I laughed and continue to the back to get my screen.

I hear that comment often... He couldn't be ANY more different from me if he tried. People often assume that I would have been married to a guy in a suit, someone working in an office somewhere. They assume he's tall and sophisticated with a great sense of humor.

In actuality he is short, shorter than I am now as he is experiencing spinal compression and bone loss from alcoholism. He works in rough construction so he is rough around the edges... Sometimes unshaved, always in work boots, and his sense of humor is lacking.

Sometimes things are best kept a mystery.
10 Things that Pissed Me Off Today
Posted:May 12, 2020 3:45 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2020 2:23 am

1. I fell asleep with my fucking glasses on when I woke up in the middle last night... They were bent to shit this morning when I woke up.

2. Spilled an entire cup of coffee all over the floor when I was putting creamer into it. How on EARTH does that happen??

3. Nose Hairs was in a bad mood this morning and griped at me all day. ALL day.

4. Termed an employee in the system only to have the person who requested I process the term call me, 20 minutes later, and ask if I had the ability to rescind it. Let's get our shit together people!

5. Bit my lip when I was eating my yogurt and granola for lunch. Hurt like a bitch!

6. Faked interest in so many conversations I don't think I can be my real self anymore.

7. Started my day feeling cute.... Then saw the pictures the non-profit took of me to put on their webpage. Now I'm feeling like a fucking chubby cabbage patch doll wearing a face mask.

8. A customer wearing a head band over her mouth yelled at me because I didn't have my mask on as I was walking out the door. I had taken it off and was holding it in my hand.

9. I reminder her a headband is not a mask and yelled back at her. Fucktard...

10. The have been home for 24 hours now.... It looks like a bomb went off in my apartment. Goddamn pigs....

Here's to a better day tomorrow.... At least I was able to fix my glasses and bend them back to their original state.
Damsall in distress?
Posted:May 11, 2020 4:07 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2020 3:09 pm

When I do an orientation, I refer to my coworkers and peers as my 'work family'.

In many ways, they are very much a type of family to me. I see them 40 hours a week, which ends up being more than I see my own family.

I vent to them when I am angry and I listen to them when they need to talk....

We look out for each other.

So, it was no surprise to me when I asked one of my coworkers which type of drain cleaner worked the best... And ended up with about 10 coworkers all scrutinizing my clogged drain and offering assistance and advice to get it cleared.

Now, I am no shrinking violet and I have been on my own for a long time now... I have taken care of a clog before...

But it did make me chuckle to see such concern over a clogged drain.

Just like a regular family, everyone had their own suggestion on how I should handle the situation. And, just like my own family, I ignored it all and did what I wanted to do anyway.

When it was all said and done, I still didn't get an answer to my original question.

Which drain cleaner worked the best?

Happy Monday!
Happy Mother's Day
Posted:May 10, 2020 4:32 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2020 3:46 pm

House arrest, or not, I had an amazing day.

My middle and the Spawn showed up on the doorstep at 1:30 pm with an African Violet, a mini potted rose, and take out Applebee's.

"Happy Mother's day mom."

"Awww..... You guys are amazing! Is that Applebee's?? And an African Violet?? Look at the tiny rose...."

I honestly couldn't have picked better gifts. I had literally just said I wanted an African Violet to a coworker, I wonder if they clued him in.

We were setting out the Applebee's on the table and I marveled at how well they picked the menu. I got my favorite, steak and potatoes, the Spawn got her quesidilla, my middle got a burger and fries, and there were boneless wings as an appetizer.

"This is amazing guys. Thank you for Applebee's!"

"Don't thank us, thank Dad. It's his money."

It's good to know the Spawn is still the Spawn. Little stinker....

"Thank you Dad for the Applebee's!"

To all you moms out there, in whatever capacity it may be, I hope you all have a fantastic Mother's Day.
On today's episode of 'What's in my Purse?'
Posted:May 9, 2020 4:54 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2020 3:49 pm

I ate lunch in my office yesterday, something I rarely do.

Because of the social distancing guideline, only six people at a time can be in the break room at any given point and there were already eight people in there. I would have made .

The problem with being in my office on a break is that I feel I should be working in some way simply because I'm in my office.

So, I cleaned my purse.

In it I had $4.49 in loose change. I had one black sock, a strip of Swipe-Its (glass cleaning wipes), envelopes with the stubs from months worth of car payments, a blue Jolly Rancher that looked like it had gone down with the Titanic, and a myriad of hair ties. There were postage stamps in different pockets of my purse, receipts from the movie theater from 2 years ago, and about 15 different lip glosses in the side zip pocket. I really only ever wear one of them, and now never because of the stupid mas

For the life of , I can't figure out how I ended up with a Jolly Rancher in my purse....
Hey sexy.... Text me.
Posted:May 8, 2020 3:25 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2020 5:46 pm

True story.

Logged on this morning to find messages from different screen names with the exact same photo of a point of view hardon attached to a man sitting on a toilet.


I'm just going to say it....

Seeing your cock sandwiched between your hairy legs and resting atop that toilet seat really isn't giving me any warm fuzzies.

The juices aren't flowing...

The inner glow is beginning to dim....

Needless to say, I'm probably not going to be texting the number contained in the messages.

Is it just me? Or, is this just, anything but sexy...
Orientation was at 10:30 am....
Posted:May 7, 2020 4:01 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2020 4:43 pm

Do you think they'll notice I showed at 1:30 pm??

I've seen a lot of things in my day.

People leaving during an interview....

People not showing for orientation....

People not showing for anything OTHER than orientation....

But, I'd never experience this.

I was sitting at my desk when I got a call from front. One of the new hires that was supposed be in the morning orientation was at the service desk.

He wanted talk .

I took my time heading front and had a couple of conversations on the way.

Hell, I'm certain he understands!

When I got there he was standing sheepishly off the side.

"So, what happened?"

"I overslept.... I'm so sorry.... I'm going buy and alarm clock....." etc

"You realize this kind of gives an idea of what type of employee you will be, you know? It's not a good sign when you can't make it an orientation.... or call let your employer know you won't be attending."

"I know. I brought my direct deposit information." That was needed YESTERDAY.

"I'm going give you an opportunity turn this around, and show you actually do want work here. Orientation was this morning, you missed your opportunity for this week. I'm going do you a favor and allow you attend orientation on Monday, I don't normally do them on Monday, but I'm going give you a chance."

"So, I can't start working this weekend?" Is he frigging kidding ??

"Nope. I'm required give you the proper training and onboarding experience help you be successful in your job. That starts with orientation and discussion of roles, responsibility, and policy."

I felt like thumping this fucking . He's lucky I gave him a second chance. It's experiences like this that strip away my faith in human kind.
What's in a memory?
Posted:May 5, 2020 4:22 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2020 1:35 am

Everything... When you are losing your own.

The Spawn and I were talking in the car while we waited for the groceries to be brought out. She was telling me about the family meeting that took place last weekend while she was at her dad's house.

It kind of broke my heart a little.

For 17 years, his family was my only family, I still get along with them all to this day. It was no surprise when the Spawn told me her aunt had inquired as to how I was doing and told her she had always liked me because I was so sweet.

The meeting was in regard to my ex-mother in law and whether or not she should go in a nursing home.

Apparently its a differing of opinions as my ex and one sister want her to remain at home. (She currently lives with the sister who wants to keep her at home.) The other three want to sell off her stuff and put her in a home.

All I could see was greed from those three.

They didn't come to a decision so another family meeting is scheduled...

It's hard for me to think that this woman, who was a pillar of strength to us all for so many years, could be spending the rest of her days in a home somewhere.

"I think Dad was her favorite."

"Why do you say that?"

"Every time she gets a new stuffed animal she names it [ex]."

"She does?"

"Yah. Plus, she calls Dad every day. Even when I was watching her, she kept saying she wanted to call him."

My ex is her oldest , he was 37 when I got pregnant with our oldest. Everyone had always remarked that they didn't think he would ever settle down, let alone have .

And, then he did.

She was at every soccer game, every birthday party, every Christmas program.....


Now she can't remember what she did 5 minutes ago. There are a lot of different things that are anxiety triggers for me... Losing my memory has now become one as well.
Like fruit snacks in your teeth...
Posted:May 4, 2020 5:10 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2020 5:07 pm

It's a sticky situation.

I had my mask off, chewing on a C-3PO fruit snack when Nose Hairs walked into my office.

"Hey, can you look this up?"

My response was un-intelligible. Too many fruit snacks.

Why is it that people always show up when you want them to the least??

"Sorry, I've got fruit snack debris stuck to all my teeth. Let me put my mask back on and hide that mess."

"That's why I didn't take any in the meeting. They stick to everything, then your sitting there, licking your teeth over and over...."

Was he licking his teeth?? I could definitely live the rest of my life without seeing that again...

"Oh, but, that's where the mask comes in handy. See! You can't even TELL I've got a blue Chewbacca stuck to my front tooth."

I knew I'd find a reason to not hate the mask sooner or later.

Happy Star Wars Day!! May the Fourth be with you!

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