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How big is your pickle?  

secret_lade 46F
8917 posts
1/7/2021 5:23 pm
How big is your pickle?


I ordered a sandwich for lunch today from the Freaky Fast people....

Pickle on the side.

"Oh my God, that's a giant pickle. I just wasn't expecting it to be so big...."

It took 2 hands just to hold that damn pickle.... It would have taken an axe to cut that bad into pickle spears.

"I don't think I'm going to be able to fit this thing in my mouth."

From the corner of the break room I heard the Hipster Beard burst out laughing.

"Do you know how hard it has been to not comment on that!!"

I was now laughing too.

"That's the first time I've ever heard a woman complain that the pickle is too big."

"It all depends on where you've got to put the pickle."

And, that was all she wrote. Everyone within earshot of the conversation was now dying and laughter could be heard out on the sales floor.

I don't think I can ever look at a pickle the same way again.

lonlyforlove2 78M
17446 posts
1/15/2021 7:10 pm

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DiscreteDguy 35M
8 posts
1/15/2021 3:07 pm

Now I have acraving for pickles


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/9/2021 5:13 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.
I certainly did!


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/9/2021 5:13 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?
Ha ha ha ha.... No. I ended up using a plastic knife and fork to cut it into smaller, bite sized pieces. Although, if I didn't think my churchy coworkers would get all offended, that would have been hilarious.


pagancountrygirl 63F
5456 posts
1/9/2021 2:03 pm

Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


tickles4us 59M
7252 posts
1/9/2021 6:04 am

Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.

Vive La Difference


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
A fickle pickle! LOL


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 4:04 pm

Thank you!


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 4:04 pm

    Quoting Massass1963:
    Mine comes in varying sizes depending on how much you handle it
Oooh.... Mystery pickle! You never quite know what you're going to get!


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 4:02 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!
Pickle envy... LOL


citizen4722 63M  
69716 posts
1/8/2021 9:12 am

It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle


Panman7272 54M  
3 posts
1/8/2021 8:06 am

All yours for the taking!


Massass1963 57M
768 posts
1/8/2021 7:08 am

Mine comes in varying sizes depending on how much you handle it


danceswithtrees 61M
2427 posts
1/8/2021 4:26 am

my first thought was...how BIG was the jar that the pickle came in ?

Thanks for the chuckle to go with my morn coffee.


mc_justmc 60M  
6811 posts
1/8/2021 3:48 am

I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 3:32 am

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    my pickle is so big it can make three men proud
    and women gasp
    my pickle is so big it has made men cry
    and women quiver
    and yet... it is always just a bite short
    to finish my smoked meat sandwich
oh my.... LOL!


BMW0428 53M
24 posts
1/8/2021 3:28 am

My pickle is not to hold and taste. View my video and let me know your thoughts.


dogslife2live01 68M
2316 posts
1/8/2021 2:32 am

my pickle is so big it can make three men proud
and women gasp
my pickle is so big it has made men cry
and women quiver
and yet... it is always just a bite short
to finish my smoked meat sandwich

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:52 am

    Quoting bozz962:
    there is only one way to find out come see
I think I can kinda see it on your profile pic....


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:45 am

    Quoting Panman7272:
    My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..
That's quite a pickle!


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:43 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!
This thing was a giant dill pickle. It reminded me of the ones you see in the giant jars at the bar.


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:40 am

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁
Good for you!! We all need a taste of the pickle every once in a while....


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:38 am

    Quoting Skinfix:
    I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.
Arlo Guthrie! I haven't heard that song in forever.... Always makes me laugh.


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:34 am

You're welcome!


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:34 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    guess a pickle can be as big as you want it.

    I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.
It's not really about the size of the pickle..... More the way it's used.


secret_lade 46F
5746 posts
1/8/2021 12:30 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    So....?
    How did it taste? 🤔
It tasted like a dill pickle. It was pretty tasty, actually.


bozz962 62M
21 posts
1/7/2021 7:24 pm

there is only one way to find out come see


Panman7272 54M  
3 posts
1/7/2021 7:13 pm

My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..


Skinfix 76M  
122 posts
1/7/2021 7:12 pm

    Quoting Pepper_Pott:
    Look, you are only going to get idiotic replies from retarded bed wetting men with minds like smashed potatoes on here.🤔
Or an idiotic reply from you.


benard69 63M/63F  
5591 posts
1/7/2021 6:55 pm

Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!


flannel_light 58F  
1784 posts
1/7/2021 6:48 pm

I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁

The light of the lighthouse clams me.

flannel_light


Skinfix 76M  
122 posts
1/7/2021 6:47 pm

I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.


Pepper_Pott 36F
279 posts
1/7/2021 6:41 pm

Look, you are only going to get idiotic replies from retarded bed wetting men with minds like smashed potatoes on here.🤔


YellaNation 46M  
1 post
1/7/2021 6:00 pm

lmfaooooo


69ereatwetpussy 58M
4414 posts
1/7/2021 5:45 pm

guess a pickle can be as big as you want it.

I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.


Paulxx001 63M
17841 posts
1/7/2021 5:38 pm

So....?
How did it taste? 🤔


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