How was my day?  

secret_lade 47F
14090 posts
11/18/2021 4:11 pm
How was my day?


Well, let me tell you!

I was two hours and three minutes into my shift today when one of the leaders turned to me, in the 9 o'clock meeting, to tell me my shirt was inside out.

Yah, that felt awesome.

You know what the worst part of this whole scenario was?

I was wearing a button down shirt.

BUTTON DOWN!

How I managed to pull that off without noticing a thing is a complete fucking mystery to me.

Apparently I was Houdini in a former life...

I know that my mind has been preoccupied all this week, with the Spawn's birthday tomorrow and my Mighty Marine's birthday on Saturday.... But, really?!?

Egads

I can't wait to see what fresh horror I walk myself into tomorrow.

Wish me luck!

Happy Thursday!

citizen4722 63M  
73507 posts
11/20/2021 1:16 pm

You should have said it's the latest fashion


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/20/2021 12:02 pm

    Quoting MrRareity:
    OMG, I love you It's been a really hard year or so and you make me laugh so hard. Just do what I do laugh at yourself so you don't cry. Have you ever thought of writing a book or doing stand up comedy?
I have thought of writing a book, several times. So many topics to write about!! When I'd first gotten divorced I had considered writing a book called 'Confessions of a Redneck Trophy Wife'. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/20/2021 11:57 am

    Quoting trytryagain22:
    I wore a polo once inside out. But not a full button down shirt. Either caffeine or stop getting dressed in the dark hahahahha. Thanks for the good reminder and chuckle this morning
It was totally just me not paying attention to what I was doing. 100% I *wish* I could blame it on caffeine..... LOL


MrRareity 61M  
4507 posts
11/20/2021 6:16 am

OMG, I love you It's been a really hard year or so and you make me laugh so hard. Just do what I do laugh at yourself so you don't cry. Have you ever thought of writing a book or doing stand up comedy?

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious


trytryagain22 40M
8 posts
11/20/2021 5:50 am

I wore a polo once inside out. But not a full button down shirt. Either caffeine or stop getting dressed in the dark hahahahha. Thanks for the good reminder and chuckle this morning


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/20/2021 5:44 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    🤣🤣
    Have done that!
    The worst, and I think a lot of guys can relate, is the pee spot on your light grey shorts.
    The last drop you couldn’t shake out? Never happens with black pants/shorts. Always light grey or khaki.
Oh my... The pee spot. Ha ha ha ha ha Talent!!


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/20/2021 5:44 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    You're just very talented! Most people wear t-shirts and sweatshirts inside-out. Wearing a button-down inside-out is MUCH more difficult! Those other people? Slackers!!
I agree! Slackers!!


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/20/2021 5:43 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Then how about me do I get the free turkey. I would have told you your shirt inside out when I went to try and unbutton bit to set the girls out and all the food your storing away for winter.
    Lolololol xoxoxo hope your top on correctly to day
    .
Ha ha ha ha storing food for winter. That's a good one! Made me laugh out loud!


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/20/2021 5:42 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Oh....and Happy Birthday to your baby, little Ms. Spawn!
Lil Ms. Spawn of Satan had a pretty good birthday yesterday. She even got birthday candy from the bus driver. LOL


pagancountrygirl 64F
6213 posts
11/19/2021 2:48 pm

Oh....and Happy Birthday to your baby, little Ms. Spawn!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6207 posts
11/19/2021 5:41 am

Then how about me do I get the free turkey. I would have told you your shirt inside out when I went to try and unbutton bit to set the girls out and all the food your storing away for winter.
Lolololol xoxoxo hope your top on correctly to day
.


G000dbuddy 34M  
1223 posts
11/19/2021 5:32 am

Could not understand

goodbuddy781


pagancountrygirl 64F
6213 posts
11/19/2021 3:31 am

You're just very talented! Most people wear t-shirts and sweatshirts inside-out. Wearing a button-down inside-out is MUCH more difficult! Those other people? Slackers!!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


staci_19702 51T
2494 posts
11/19/2021 3:26 am

🤣🤣
Have done that!
The worst, and I think a lot of guys can relate, is the pee spot on your light grey shorts.
The last drop you couldn’t shake out? Never happens with black pants/shorts. Always light grey or khaki.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 2:07 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    I've worn my pants inside out AND backwards, so there!

    But seriously...do you take volunteers to dress you? I know undressing is more fun but hey, times are tough.
Inside out and backwards.... That takes talent! I should be enlisting the help of volunteers to help me dress, make me feel a little like royalty. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 2:04 am

    Quoting lickeyzsplit:
    OMFG! Been there ! Oh right my shirt is inside out ????? as you turn into ant person run away and fix it ......... We all have a day or two like that Brain is a thousand miles away as our body wanders thru the Trenches of everyday life You are not alone ... One way to look at it the weekend can only get better !! Hope you have a Great weekend celebrating birthdays and relaxing !! Cheers !!
Today is a much better day already. I've already got the birthday banner up for the Spawn and her gift is waiting for her on the table. This, of course, is torture cause she won't be able to open it until tonight when I get home from work. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 2:02 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Good evening Mighty Mom, a happy birthday to the younger one.... Yes it is hard to imagine buttoning up a shirt and it inside out,.. I have put them on that way and tried , but it did ring a bell, wake up!!!! Turn it around, it works better that way
    Maybe tomorrow will be a stellar day for you..
Normally I use my mirror when I'm getting dressed, apparently I wasn't yesterday.... The bottom button portion was already fastened and I'd just slipped it over my head. The top 4 are secret snaps to keep the fabric tight in the chest area, it was that section that I had to still fasten once I got it on. I *still* should have noticed though.


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:58 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    lololololololol maybe putting the lights on when you get dressed will help.
    or are you and the new guy meeting in the hall closet and he removed you top from the bottom up for that free turkey.
LOL Nope, no secret meetings in the hall closet for me! Especially with Brand New Guy.... Ugh!!


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:57 am

    Quoting olderboy48:
    stuff happens when you are distracted of flustered. At least you put a shirt on!
My mind was totally preoccupied.... That is truth!


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:56 am

    Quoting oldbstrd55:
    Well it appears to me that you are quite talented. Try for an inside out and backward next.
Ha ha ha ha While I have worn backwards before (cowl neck sweater), I have never managed to do both at the same time.


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:55 am

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    You probably should have excused yourself from the meeting, got in your car, driven home and gone back to bed.

    Some days are just never meant to be!
Thankfully nobody else said anything, not sure if they noticed. It was a black shirt but you could see the inside seam of my sleeve and the salvaged edge, which is how he had noticed it was inside out. If I could have, I would have totally gotten into my car and driven home.


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:52 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Fire that coffee up a bit before dressing...lol
My mind was all over the place yesterday morning.... I had placed a curbside order and was trying to remember what I'd told the bakery to put on my daughter's cake while I was trying to get dressed. Certain things can't be multi-tasked.


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:48 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    are you sure you don't do drugs????
Maybe that's the problem.... Maybe I AM supposed to be doing drugs?? LOL


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:48 am

    Quoting topherific:
    maybe it was buttoned before you put it on and threw it over your head inside out?
It was partially buttoned.... The top 4 are snaps. I did slip it over my head as the buttoned part was already buttoned but I still had to fasten the snaps in the chest area.


secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/19/2021 1:46 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    were you wearing a bra?????.....
I was.... A black one. LOL


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2211 posts
11/18/2021 11:29 pm

I've worn my pants inside out AND backwards, so there!

But seriously...do you take volunteers to dress you? I know undressing is more fun but hey, times are tough.

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


Mojosprungg 37M
1 post
11/18/2021 7:05 pm

Nice!


lickeyzsplit 59M  
1415 posts
11/18/2021 6:56 pm

OMFG! Been there ! Oh right my shirt is inside out ????? as you turn into ant person run away and fix it ......... We all have a day or two like that Brain is a thousand miles away as our body wanders thru the Trenches of everyday life You are not alone ... One way to look at it the weekend can only get better !! Hope you have a Great weekend celebrating birthdays and relaxing !! Cheers !!


lonlyforlove2 78M
23005 posts
11/18/2021 6:52 pm

Good evening Mighty Mom, a happy birthday to the younger one.... Yes it is hard to imagine buttoning up a shirt and it inside out,.. I have put them on that way and tried , but it did ring a bell, wake up!!!! Turn it around, it works better that way
Maybe tomorrow will be a stellar day for you..

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69ereatwetpussy 59M
6207 posts
11/18/2021 6:42 pm

lololololololol maybe putting the lights on when you get dressed will help.
or are you and the new guy meeting in the hall closet and he removed you top from the bottom up for that free turkey.


olderboy48 72M  
76 posts
11/18/2021 6:37 pm

stuff happens when you are distracted of flustered. At least you put a shirt on!


oldbstrd55 64M
3214 posts
11/18/2021 6:24 pm

Well it appears to me that you are quite talented. Try for an inside out and backward next.


Erogedyne 69M
906 posts
11/18/2021 6:01 pm

You probably should have excused yourself from the meeting, got in your car, driven home and gone back to bed.

Some days are just never meant to be!

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benard69 63M/63F  
6208 posts
11/18/2021 5:53 pm

Fire that coffee up a bit before dressing...lol


mc_justmc 61M  
6842 posts
11/18/2021 5:26 pm

are you sure you don't do drugs????


topherific 59M  
5151 posts
11/18/2021 5:23 pm

maybe it was buttoned before you put it on and threw it over your head inside out?


lok4fun500 111M  
50945 posts
11/18/2021 4:58 pm

were you wearing a bra?????.....




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secret_lade 47F
8780 posts
11/18/2021 4:12 pm

Well, let me tell you!

I was two hours and three minutes into my shift today when one of the leaders turned to me, in the 9 o'clock meeting, to tell me my shirt was inside out.

Yah, that felt awesome.

You know what the worst part of this whole scenario was?

I was wearing a button down shirt.

BUTTON DOWN!

How I managed to pull that off without noticing a thing is a complete fucking mystery to me.

Apparently I was Houdini in a former life....

I know that my mind has been preoccupied all this week, with the Spawn's birthday tomorrow and my Mighty Marine's birthday on Saturday.... But, really?!?

Egads

I can't wait to see what fresh horror I walk myself into tomorrow.

Wish me luck!

Happy Thursday!


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