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wtf 3/10/2019
for fun or not
4 Comments, 60 Views,
44 Votes
,3.46 Score
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Does humor has priority for you in a relationship ? 2/25/2019
Does humor has priority for you in a relationship ?
5 Comments, 52 Views,
36 Votes
,5.31 Score
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sex 2/16/2019
https://www.healthywomen.org/content/article/understanding-your-sex-drive-when-one-you-wants-it-more?context=healthcenter/60&context_title=60&context_description=
1 Comments, 31 Views,
20 Votes
,0.70 Score
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People who do not understand other people 2/6/2019
So I work with this guy who decided the best way for him to
find the girl of his dreams is to try to meet someone, from
another country, online. He had a picture of this girl he
was talking to and was so happy... Only problem was when
he showed me it was a picture of a pornstar. Aside from this
she also claimed to be in South Africa, yeah that country
known for being terrible, and needed money ...
3 Comments, 58 Views,
17 Votes
,2.84 Score
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meet you in heaven 1/22/2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
23 Votes
,3.60 Score
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this story to make you laugh 1/5/2019
a lady goes to a restaurant , the waiter comes , and says ,
can I offer you a beer , she says no no. some wine ? no no , Whisky
?? no no. The waiter says , why ? does it make your legs tremble
? she says , they make me open them
1 Comments, 13 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score
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BBQ time 12/26/2018
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt
is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!"
Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances
towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one
little weenie?"
5 Comments, 225 Views,
22 Votes
,5.77 Score
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wife joke 12/26/2018
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the
doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't ...
14 Comments, 453 Views,
41 Votes
,6.76 Score
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WOW won't believe this. 12/7/2018
Well I was married to a redheaded German, Irish, Indian
gal for over ten years. If I could write a book about those
years not sure how to put the book on the stands. Fact, fiction,
or your not going to believe this shit. The sex life I really
miss but if your old enough to remember the 16 ounce Pepsi
glass bottles that came in 8 packs I think she could hit a
fly off a fence post at about 50 yards ...
3 Comments, 107 Views,
58 Votes
,3.04 Score
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Finishing First 10/29/2018
Who thinks that laughing should be part of sex? If you finish
first, why not clap your hands, cheer and say first  !
There is always room and time for a second round!
8 Comments, 64 Views,
38 Votes
,3.65 Score
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Opps have you been recognized by, friends, coworkers, family? 10/26/2018
So has it happened to you any thing bad come of it? Anything good come of it?
Or just embarrassed....
I was recognized in my blk dress this week! opps family...,
mmmmm coworker!
20 Comments, 299 Views,
59 Votes
,6.06 Score
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AWKWARD SITUATION 10/26/2018
I was with my chick at a bar when we met up with her ex husband's
friend with his chick. I said hello to him and he said, 'Hey,
ya gotta big dick?" I laughed at first and sat down.
<br><br>
He was one of those egotistical dudes that think there on
top of the world because he has tattoos, motorcycle, and
a good paying job. He looked like Ray Liotta from ...
4 Comments, 117 Views,
26 Votes
,3.67 Score
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Joke about each other 9/28/2018
I like to joke about each other and call each other names
but be very respectful and also know your limit
3 Comments, 27 Views,
16 Votes
,4.16 Score
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How many dick pics should i post 8/30/2018
What is the ratio regular pics to dic picks that I should
have ... like 3 regular pics to 1 dic pic or 3 dic pics to one
regular pic <br><br>
Also should I use my own dic ? Or a random dic on the internet
? Or a celebrity dic ? <br><br>
Just trying to get it right !
6 Comments, 65 Views,
37 Votes
,3.66 Score
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My friend's antics with crab potion 8/28/2018
This is an old tale but still makes me laugh when I'm
reminded of it. <br><br>
We were in our 20's and enjoying life as young lads do,
including one drunken weekend of partying which included
sharing a girl who kindly thanked us with a dose of crabs.
<br><br>
Apparently, he knew his previous landlady had a bottle
of the cure and I drove him over to collect it. ...
4 Comments, 102 Views,
49 Votes
,4.11 Score
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Whipped 6/20/2018
Ladies if its you husband or boyfriends or nsa friends birthday
would you ever put whipped cream on your pussy and tits as
a gift for that man in your life and let he lick it all away?
11 Comments, 86 Views,
43 Votes
,6.41 Score
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Whipped 5/29/2018
Ladies if its you husband or boyfriends or nsa friends birthday
would you ever put whipped cream on your pussy and tits as
a gift for that man in your life and let he lick it all away?
3 Comments, 31 Views,
15 Votes
,2.82 Score
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funny 5/9/2018
According to new research, humor and laughter may be the
most effective way for men and women to initiate and develop
a relationship. Jeffrey Hall, an associate professor at the University
of Kansas, found that when two strangers meet, the more
times a man tries to be funny and the more a woman laughs at
those attempts, the more likely it is for the woman to be
interested in dating. Chances of ...
2 Comments, 14 Views,
11 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Wolf of Pig 5/7/2018
[image1] 《The Three Little Pigs》 Once upon a time there were three little pigs. When they grew up, they left their parents to live their first
winter by themselves. Autumn came and it began raining. The three
little pigs started to feel they needed a real house to live in. They
talked about how to build a house and prepare for the coming
winter, but each decided ...
2 Comments, 73 Views,
20 Votes
,4.02 Score
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If love never comes 5/4/2018
My friend if LOVE never comes life will never have or hold
meaning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If love never comes will life have meaning ?
NO i say
Will liveing in this dat and time be worh liveing at all ?
No it will be a waist of space and time !
Will the things that all people see as necarry mean a thing
to me ?
NO solimen in his wisdom seen that with out ...
0 Comments, 16 Views,
106 Votes
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A Geography Lesson 5/4/2018
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22
a woman is like Africa...
half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
<br>
Between 23 and 30
a woman is like America.....
well developed and open to trade,
especially for high financed investors.
<br>
Between 31 and 45
a woman is like India...
very hot, relaxed and
convinced ...
0 Comments, 37 Views,
282 Votes
,8.25 Score
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Masturbation 5/4/2018
I am 6'3" 190lbs and fit. I had come out of the shower
into the bedroom, and was drying off as useual, started
rubbing my body down with cocobutter also as useual, but
when I started rubbing cocobutter on my penis it felt so
good that I could'nt stop. I contenued to rub my cock
until it grew to it's full 7 1/2 inches by then I could
feel the blood serging through my body as my cock began to ...
0 Comments, 76 Views,
265 Votes
,5.73 Score
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my most embarrassing sexual moment 5/4/2018
When I was engaged to my exwife I was a member of a men's
pool league that played other local bars. Well we played
this on place called the Dutch Cellar and I shot the best
match I ever shot in my life. Well all my buddies started
buying me beer and shots. I drank about 13 beers and 4 shots
in two hours.
<br>
Well I shouldn't have DROVE home but I did. I thought
she would be in ...
0 Comments, 108 Views,
287 Votes
,7.26 Score
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I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man looking for a real friend if u like call 5/4/2018
I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
41 Votes
,1.28 Score
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Go Figure! 3/14/2018
I had a crush on my friends sister but it seemed like every
time she was dating someone then I was not and when I was she
was not. I really wanted to be with her but over time she got
married to a total jerk. She was married before to a jerk
so I guess she is attracted to jerks. Maybe that is why we
never dated - just saying lol.
7 Comments, 42 Views,
19 Votes
,4.44 Score
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the vagina!!! 2/19/2018
The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started
with one finger, It is self lubricating, It takes any size
piston, And it changes it's own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking
temperamental.....
4 Comments, 120 Views,
41 Votes
,7.16 Score
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Drunk 2/12/2018
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle,
shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town! Great
Pussy!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the younger dude ignores
him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the old drunk comes back, points at the
same guy, and ...
3 Comments, 131 Views,
11 Votes
,4.10 Score
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who can you trust 12/1/2017
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table
to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy,
was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit
his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments
Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything
under ...
6 Comments, 276 Views,
26 Votes
,5.94 Score
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The good husband ! 11/6/2017
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a
drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol
at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to ...
11 Comments, 297 Views,
52 Votes
,4.72 Score
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Me enamora ... 10/26/2017
Me enamora la gente que dice lo que piensa y que realmente
piensa lo que dice <br><br>
. Que no es fácil. La que defiende sus ideas y sus emociones,
porque suyas y sinceras. <br><br>
Pero sin imponerlas a los demás, sin juzgar a quien piensa
diferente <br><br>
y sin compararse con quien no las comparte.
3 Comments, 21 Views,
18 Votes
,2.99 Score
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