Axescent 37 M
3  Articles‚ Score 0.3
Don't try this lol   3/18/2019

A guy walks up to a beautiful young lady sitting a bar and says, "Lady, I'll bet you $20 that I can touch your breasts without touching your shirt." <br><br> Intrigued, the woman buttons up her shirt all the way and says, "Okay, you're on." <br><br> The man steps up, cups his hands under her breasts, and gives them a firm squeeze. ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles‚ Score 24.0
A couple more dirty jokes   3/17/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an -of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a . <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
StylezKinked 33 M
2  Articles‚ Score 3.7
Joke   3/17/2019

This Site Is The Joke


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
StylezKinked 33 M
2  Articles‚ Score 3.7
knock knock   3/17/2019

this site


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles‚ Score 24.0
Ok.....last one tonight.....   3/16/2019

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viagra?” The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles‚ Score 24.0
Funny thing.....   3/16/2019

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my , " said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles‚ Score 24.0
Best joke today   3/16/2019

A nerdy, 100 lbs weakling walks into a weightlifting gym and states he wants to become a body builder. So, the gym's trainer is walking him through all the exercise machines explaining which machine builds which specific muscle. <br><br> After about a half hour, a super-hot chic walks by, breaking everyone's attention. The nerdy, 100 lbs weakling inquires, "which ...


1 Comments, 15 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
THIS IS FOR THE OLDER GENERATIONS!   3/16/2019

A man rushed home and went into the kitchen. His wife was cooking dinner. He put his arms around her and whispered in her ear “Lets go into the bedroom”. <br><br> She pushed him away and said, “I’m cooking dinner!” <br><br> “It’ll just take a minute, ” he replied. She agrees and they head to the bedroom. <br><br> “Take off your slacks and ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
sexscenez 30 M
7  Articles‚ Score 16.9
RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH...   3/14/2019

Don’t take this shit too seriously, it’s only for a laugh... <br><br> Weight a minute... Who said Vega didn’t like curvaceous females?! Ladies, if you’ve got a few extra pounds; I could definitely use you as I’ve got 0% body fat 😉 <br><br> Attractive women are always the most insecure, while these Shrek looking females, walk around thinking they're the ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Mandythot 20 F
6  Articles‚ Score 14.3
Work with mostly men   3/12/2019

A 12 year old girl woke upon a Saturday morning with nothing to do. Living in a very small town she grabbed a Twinkie for breakfast on the go and headed for to main street to checkout the action. Her first stop was the barbershop. She chatted away with the barber and wandered around the shop. Finally the barber pointed out that she was getting hair all over her Twinkie. " I know" she ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
bigmask4u5 25 M
2  Articles‚ Score 7.4
You know what's a good joke?   3/11/2019

The IM system. Boy howdy am I original


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Time4chats 27 M
1  Article‚ Score 2.1
The points....   3/9/2019

That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that never works


2 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
Soakedbean123 29 F
1  Article
What?   3/6/2019

How many puppies does it take to land a plane on a Saturday? <br><br> All of them


1 Comments, 23 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
LuvHotwifeMFM 35 M
7  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Knock knock   3/5/2019

just kidding this is just for points...no one would laugh anyways.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Ragnarpleasure69 42 M
1  Article
Emotional sex   3/2/2019

For the past six years me and a good friend started having weekly phone conversations. It got to where we knew every dirty seceret about eachother. Well in our conversation last week he confided that he always cries before during and after sex. I didnt know what to say. I mean i have sex for the sheer pleasure of it. Well beteeen that and my sarcasm i blurted damn dude i hate to hear that you ...


2 Comments, 44 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
cpluvr2018 63 M
1  Article‚ Score 2.6
Stranded on Deserted Island   3/1/2019

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors: Jim, Tom, and Susie. <br><br> They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. ...


1 Comments, 69 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
Igivemassivecus 38 M
1  Article
A morbid joke   3/1/2019

So I have a friend who has been really depressed lately. His life is going nowhere, and he has been thinking about committing suicide. Good thing he is a male, and has a fear to commit. <br><br> Do you have any morbid jokes? I wrote this one myself


1 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Good Heavens...   2/25/2019

St. Peter is on duty at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where he meets those who's time on Earth had come to an end and he decides whether or not they enter Heaven or "the other place". A woman is the first newcomer for the day and St. Peter greets her. He asks her "have you been a good person all your life? The woman replies "yes, I tried my very best to be good. I went ...


2 Comments, 89 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
At the Funeral   2/24/2019

A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral. <br><br> A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. <br><br> Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. <br><br> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When ...


5 Comments, 89 Views, 22 Votes ,4.09 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Cotton Candy   2/24/2019

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br> He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son, it's really not healthy to eat all that candy." <br><br> The kid ...


1 Comments, 65 Views, 16 Votes ,4.16 Score
jf23231 48 M
3  Articles
oldest   2/24/2019

"They say checkers is the oldest." "Oh, no, poker is older. Didnt Noah draw pairs on the Ark and get a full house when world had a flush?"


0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
jf23231 48 M
3  Articles
Otherwise OK   2/24/2019

"Darling you would a be wonderful dancer but for two things." "what are they, my love?" "Your feet!"


3 Comments, 24 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
MonsteroftheEast 35 M
2  Articles
A Guy Walks into a Bar...   2/23/2019

And orders 10 shots of gin, neat. He slams them back, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 POW!!! all in a row, NO CHASER. The bartender is astonished. <br><br> "Holy shit pal, what are YOU celebrating?" the bartender says. <br><br> Guy says, "My first blow job" <br><br> The bartender says "Why didnt you say so? Next drinks on the house, pal" ...


4 Comments, 44 Views, 12 Votes ,3.68 Score
10foru2do 49 M
1  Article
this is a terrible tweeker joke   2/20/2019

How do you know when your girl has done to much dope? <br><br> <br><br> Her wet spot cracks back!


0 Comments, 15 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
Cheat Day   2/17/2019

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have a cheat day today. <br><br> She brought home McDonald’s burgers, KFC wings. Bob brought home his secretary. <br><br> From his hospital bed, Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.


3 Comments, 37 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Alakabam92 26 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


5 Comments, 27 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
Alakabam92 26 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


3 Comments, 18 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
LETSGOANDDOIT48 47 M
6  Articles
Lorrainia Bobbit   2/13/2019

Have you heard that Lorrainia Bobbit moved to Russia and changed her last name? Answer!! Too Lorriania Cuts your cockoff!!!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
the best joke   2/13/2019

whats the best joke you remember?


3 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Man ask the Doctor   2/11/2019

Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" <br><br> "No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I don't have any vices." <br><br> "Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another ...


1 Comments, 54 Views, 17 Votes ,4.54 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Woman buys a Gun   2/11/2019

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "Its for my husband, " she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesnt even know that Im going to shoot him!"


0 Comments, 29 Views, 11 Votes ,3.35 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Indoors..   2/9/2019

It does not matter what the temperature is, it's always room temperature!


1 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
13  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Jamaica   2/8/2019

The wife and I were drinking at a bar in Jamaica. I needed to use the restroom to empty my bladder. I walked into the public restroom and chose a urinal. Soon after, a local guy entered the restroom and selected the urinal right next to me to take a leak. Out of the corner of my eye, I could tell he was checking out my manhood. I looked him like WTF. He said, I noticed you have the letters W ...


4 Comments, 81 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
13  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Tribe of pygmies and a girls track team   2/8/2019

Do you know the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team ? <br><br> The pygmies are cunning runts.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Question...   2/6/2019

If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress? <br><br> Get the point?


2 Comments, 28 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
ClassicRockStud 41 M
5  Articles
Aricle #1   2/5/2019

Coming soon...will add later on


1 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
DickCoxxx702 40 M
1  Article
Fuc'em   2/5/2019

Fuc'em if they can't take a joke!!


3 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
13  Articles‚ Score 3.8
Did I ever tell you   2/5/2019

Did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I ever received ? <br><br> It was fucking awesome.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
13  Articles‚ Score 3.8
When we were kids   2/5/2019

When we were kids we could walk into a store with only a $1.00 in our pockets and walk out with a can of soda, 3 candy bars and 2 bags of chips. Today, way too many security cameras.


5 Comments, 34 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
psylckr520 35 M
3  Articles
points   2/5/2019

One day 2 blondes were talking. Blonde 1 says "guess what! I just had sex with a Brazilian guy!" Blonde 2 replies "OMG you ! how many is a Brazilian?"


3 Comments, 18 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
misterflirty4u 40 M
8  Articles
Where do babies come from?   2/5/2019

A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family. <br><br> Her young daughter walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” <br><br> The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her daughter. She says, “Well honey, Mommy and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Marriage Game   2/5/2019

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” <br><br> Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!!


1 Comments, 16 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Penis Book   2/5/2019

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br> The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." <br><br> The man replies, "Yes, that's the one."


1 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
misterflirty4u 40 M
8  Articles
Silly but funny...   2/4/2019

<br><br> Q: What can a put behind her ears to make her sexy? A: Her knees. <br><br> Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex. <br><br> Q: What do you it when you have oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex with your all in the same night? A: The fucking cycle. ...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
misterflirty4u 40 M
8  Articles
Some more jokes for the bar   2/4/2019

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! <br><br> Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! <br><br> Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source. ...


1 Comments, 16 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles‚ Score 0.1
MR MAN   2/4/2019

Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br> He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his surname!


1 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
misterflirty4u 40 M
8  Articles
Few more good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. <br><br> What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. <br><br> What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! <br><br> Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 14 Votes ,2.66 Score
misterflirty4u 40 M
8  Articles
A few good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
misterflirty4u 40 M
8  Articles
Red Riding Hood   1/30/2019

Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest heading to visit her grandmother. While on the path, a deer walked up to her and said the wolf was going to eat her. "OK", she told the deer and continued on her way. After a little while, a little rabbit approached little red and said the wolf was gong to eat her. "OK", she told the rabbit and continued on her way. After a little ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
KissontheCook 31 M
5  Articles
Hahah   1/28/2019

Why do horses 🐴 have long faces. 😆 <br><br> Because they have long cocks


1 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
misterflirty4u 40 M
8  Articles
The moral of the story is...   1/28/2019

There was a young couple engaged to be married, one day the man found himself alone in the kitchen with his future mother in law. She was exceptionally attractive like his future wife. His future father in law had just left for the store, and took his daughter with him. They were both alone and he could sense this strange sexual chemistry building. <br><br> "I'd like to ask ...


2 Comments, 55 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
silverwolf_n_ut 54 M
4  Articles‚ Score 2.9
jackass and onion   1/28/2019

what do you get when you cross a jackass with a onion a.a piece of ass that brings a tear too your eye


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
steve468222 49 M
5  Articles
Photoshop by Fran   1/27/2019

Come on Fran in FuckBookHookups Naughty Community you need to so go back to Art School . Your Photoshopping is is so bad in 99% of all your postings on that group. You really like to doctor up the pictures with the white for FAKE CUM .LOL . I mean really , just because I called you on it in the group you band me. WHAT A JOKE! HA HA HA


2 Comments, 35 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
smallhaul 49 M
1  Article
Would you rather:   1/27/2019

1. Give up on oral sex, or 2. Give up on eating cheese..??? <br><br> You must pick one and only one.. Thanks


1 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
izwat 99 M
8  Articles
tits   1/25/2019

tits are for kids and more than a mouthful is a waste. <br><br> just saying, a women's breasts are part of her but don't define her beauty. <br><br> oddly, that's mostly the pics you first come into contact.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Kids Fighting   1/23/2019

Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. <br><br> "Well, Dad, " said Aaron, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons." <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
How it really is   1/23/2019

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." <br><br> And she said, "I do." <br><br> Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife, ...


1 Comments, 78 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Oh what a day!   1/22/2019

Guy wakes up the morning and tries to get ready for work and discovers that there is no hot water. The superintendent tells him the problem will be fixed later that day but there will be no hot water to shower with. He says to himself "today is not my day". He leaves for work and as he is driving, he blows a flat tire. He says to himself "today is just not my day". He ...


0 Comments, 120 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Superman, beware!   1/22/2019

Superman was flying high in the sky when spots Wonder Woman down below on a beach, wearing sleeping goggles, lying on her back completely nude with legs spread apart. 'She must be sun bathing' he thought to himself. Anyways the temptation was too much so flies down and does his thing and takes off in nothing flat. Wonder Woman then says to the Invisible Man " Is something wrong ...


0 Comments, 102 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
4  Articles
Relatives   1/21/2019

What’s worse than ants in your pants? <br><br> Uncles.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Geeves - a popular name for a butler.   1/20/2019

A man is at work in his office and decides to give his wife a call just to say hello. He calls home (let's assume this was pre-cell phone times) and his beloved, loyal and reliable butler, Geeves, answers the phone. He asks to speak to the Mrs. and the butler replies "I'm sorry sir, your wife is not able to speak to you at this moment". The man says "What? What do you ...


0 Comments, 129 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
4  Articles
Doctor visit   1/20/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. <br><br> “The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’ <br><br> Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ <br><br> Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”


0 Comments, 27 Views, 15 Votes ,2.98 Score
BigDaddyLover122 18 M
2  Articles
Just want Sex   1/20/2019

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1 Comments, 13 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
hornyashell71717 48 M
6  Articles
points   1/18/2019

need points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
hore444 40 M
1  Article
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?   1/16/2019

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a GREAT year.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
UnspokenKiss 30 M
1  Article
Why do women wear makeup & perfume?   1/16/2019

Because they smell bad & they're ugly.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
4  Articles
Where are you from   1/16/2019

A group of heavy set women are sitting at the corner of a bar, the bar tender goes over to take their order and immediately notices their accent. In an effort to make small talk he asks “oh where are you ladies from? Scotland?” The ladies look at him with a mean glare, scoff and respond “Wales” With that the bartender apologizes “ I sorry where are you Whales from? Scotland?”


1 Comments, 28 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Cave times   1/15/2019

Why do men tend to fall asleep after sex?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> All planned!! So they don't leave...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
What's the difference?   1/14/2019

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
joeblack058 68 M
1  Article
Secret Service get excited   1/13/2019

President Trump was leaving the White House for a rally. As he was walking from the West Wing to the limo, a derange assassin jump out and took aim. A rooking Secret Service agent drew his gun and yelled "Mickey Mouse". The assassin, startled, hesitated and was shot by other agents. The lead agent grabbed the rookie and asked him what happened. The rooking shrugged ...


1 Comments, 61 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
stlover4744 36 M
4  Articles
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?   1/12/2019

Because Ken comes in a different box.


6 Comments, 25 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
4  Articles
Duck and pig   1/12/2019

A man walks into his house carrying a duck 🦆 in his arms and says “So this is the pig I have been fucking.” His wife with a look of confusion responds “That’s a duck you dumb shit” and the man simply responds “I wasn’t talking to you”


2 Comments, 25 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
MBoralfun 41 M
3  Articles
A Disney Joke   1/11/2019

Prince Eric asked Ariel why she wore a seashell bra? <br><br> She replied, "The B shells were too small and the D shells were too big"


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
quick   1/6/2019

knock knock


3 Comments, 39 Views, 10 Votes ,0.80 Score
Whats Common   1/5/2019

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? <br><br> The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
1234tomtom1234 53 M
1  Article
SexEd   1/2/2019

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very ...


1 Comments, 99 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 43 M
7  Articles
lights off when having sex   12/31/2018

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the ...


3 Comments, 71 Views, 13 Votes ,4.49 Score
lifes4living1975 43 M
7  Articles
Why did I get divorced?   12/31/2018

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do ...


1 Comments, 54 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
Darkelflover123 43 C
7  Articles
lesbians   12/31/2018

what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br> <br><br> a licker cabinet!!!! lol


0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Darkelflover123 43 C
7  Articles
lesbians   12/31/2018

what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br> <br><br> a licker cabinet!!!! lol


0 Comments, 8 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
simplepleasuresz 50 M
9  Articles
Blind man   12/30/2018

A blind man walked into a bar <br><br> <br><br> and then a table <br><br> and then a chair.....


0 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
joshishotmtl 36 M
2  Articles
Jokes   12/28/2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? <br><br> It's ok, he woke up.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
scotch   12/28/2018

"So Amy married a Scotchman. How does he treat her?" "reluctantly."


2 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
Axescent 37 M
3  Articles‚ Score 0.3
Eavesdropping   12/27/2018

In my early 20s, I began dating this girl. We went to her house, one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first sex times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she was a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves in each other... About ...


0 Comments, 74 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
SirHammerlocks 36 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,5.08 Score
SirHammerlocks 36 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
SirHammerlocks 36 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
SirHammerlocks 36 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
SirHammerlocks 36 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
Robb384 67 M
5  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
Robb384 67 M
5  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
Robb384 67 M
5  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Santa Claus   12/24/2018

He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe


1 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Party Games   12/22/2018

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, " the mailman comments. <br><br> Bob in ...


0 Comments, 63 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
lifes4living1975 43 M
7  Articles
How you waft a towel   12/22/2018

6. A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm. <br><br> After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love. ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
lifes4living1975 43 M
7  Articles
A 10$ handjob ?   12/22/2018

1. A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says: <br><br> Hot dog – $2 Cheeseburger – $5 Hand job – $10 <br><br> He asks the waitress, “Miss are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” She winks and replies, “why yes I am.” He says, “Well ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
New Playboy Magazine   12/22/2018

Did you here about the new Playboy book they are coming out with for married men??? <br><br> The centerfold is the same woman every month!!! lol.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
lifes4living1975 43 M
7  Articles
Three sisters decided to get married!   12/20/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Three Sisters   12/19/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the sme day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honemoon night at hme. <br><br> Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedrm and heard ...


0 Comments, 45 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
HORNY OLD LADIES   12/19/2018

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" <br><br> The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br><br> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" <br><br> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 43 M
7  Articles
20 funny sex jokes   12/19/2018

1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used conms? One’s a Goodyear. The ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
HungGuy4FunGirl 34 M
2  Articles
For Points   12/17/2018

This is simply for some POINTS POINTS POINTS!!


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Female Surgery   12/17/2018

A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. <br><br> Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
Proof of Purchase   12/17/2018

A little lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, " sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." The lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. <br><br> The next day, she tried to buy ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
a Sure bet   12/16/2018

Leeanne "Is your new friend rich?" <br><br> Alys"Rich!, Why, say, that man is one of biggest machine gun salesmen in Chicago"


2 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
SherlockHolmesBl 35 M
7  Articles
She said i am coming   12/13/2018

She said i am coming, and she kept cumming...lucky girls


0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Apology for Blonde Jokes   12/13/2018

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. <br><br> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Painting Nuns   12/13/2018

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
Penalty for bigamy   12/9/2018

One of the witticisms of Lord Moosey of Ridgeburg was his answer to a distinguished counsel who asked what the heaviest penalty for bigamy was. "Two mother-in- laws" Moosey said promptly .


2 Comments, 27 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
lifes4living1975 43 M
7  Articles
Haha be careful when asking for someones number!   12/7/2018

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br> I said, "Wow!" <br><br> Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


4 Comments, 33 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
bundaberger2 64 M
8  Articles
fancy dress   12/5/2018

I recently went to a fancy dress party dressed as a HARP and a friend asked me what I had come dressed as. I said a HARP and he replied you cant be you're too small to be a HARP I said are you calling me a LYRE


0 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
MarriedManNYC 29 M
2  Articles
points   12/5/2018

Can't speak to anyone without them


2 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
MarriedManNYC 29 M
2  Articles
This site   12/5/2018

The joke? see title.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
jwayne8675309 48 M
5  Articles
Ponts   12/3/2018

They came and scored over n over again


0 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
anti depressent pill   11/30/2018

Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!' lpl


0 Comments, 25 Views, 14 Votes ,3.94 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Marriage Counsler   11/30/2018

After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient ...


3 Comments, 122 Views, 22 Votes ,4.57 Score
leanohn79 48 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
leanohn79 48 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
leanohn79 48 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
leanohn79 48 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
LaidbackFoCoDave 46 M
1  Article
Cows   11/26/2018

What do you call a cow with no legs? <br><br> Ground beef <br><br> <br><br> What is a cow's favorite leisure activity? <br><br> Moooovies <br><br> <br><br> What do you call a cow in the LaBrea tar pit? <br><br> Steak tartar


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
BlkMale84 34 M
8  Articles
3   11/25/2018

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
BlkMale84 34 M
8  Articles
3   11/25/2018

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
BlkMale84 34 M
8  Articles
stripper joke   11/25/2018

A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry Mom: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad! <br><br> source: http://FuckBookHookups.com


1 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
BlkMale84 34 M
8  Articles
Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?   11/25/2018

Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
BlkMale84 34 M
8  Articles
Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?   11/25/2018

Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
Hungninethick850 40 M
1  Article
Why are teenage girls so odd...   11/25/2018

Because they can't even!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes
BlkMale84 34 M
8  Articles
Why did I post this article?   11/24/2018

just like many of you.. to get some points


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes
BlkMale84 34 M
8  Articles
Why did I post this article?   11/24/2018

just like many of you.. to get some points


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Startling Sex   11/19/2018

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... <br><br> In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
esteroyoungguy 24 M
2  Articles
Fun   11/16/2018

Does anyone find fun times on here more then 1 out of 10? Lots of flakes


1 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Why married women are heavier than single women   11/12/2018

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge... lol


1 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Nuns at the Hospital   11/12/2018

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who ...


1 Comments, 92 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
longandread 42 M
5  Articles
Just a Veteran Sharing a View Point   11/12/2018

Sometimes it is PAINFULLY obvious that being a Marine is like working in a whorehouse. . . <br><br> THE BETTER YOU PERFORM, THE MORE YOU GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
TravelingMan524 66 M
17  Articles
Southern girls   11/9/2018

Q ... Do you know why there are so few virgins in the south ? <br><br> . A ... Because it takes so long to say "Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."


1 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
deepdang 34 M
5  Articles
im chat is pants that bad its not funny   11/8/2018

my joke is chat


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
MBoralfun 41 M
3  Articles
For the Birds   11/2/2018

We all know the dove is the bird of peace. <br><br> But what is the bird of love? <br><br> The swallow


0 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
MBoralfun 41 M
3  Articles
Why do Scots wear kilts?   11/2/2018

Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
leanohn79 48 M
6  Articles
joke   11/1/2018

White guy using urinal, guy comes in to use one next to him and says "wow, I just made it!". WG guy says" can you make me one in white"


0 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
bobburgernfries 56 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #3   11/1/2018

Q: What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a baby? <br><br> <br><br> A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.


0 Comments, 18 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
bobburgernfries 56 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #2   11/1/2018

Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women? <br><br> <br><br> A: No the other one. No the other one.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
bobburgernfries 56 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #1   11/1/2018

Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest? <br><br> <br><br> A: The cow kicked him in the head!


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
Getting a new Bra   10/29/2018

A flat chested young woman goes out looking for a new bra one day. <br><br> She tries shop after shop trying to find a size 28A yet she can't get one anywhere. Finally, in desperation, she tries her fortunes in a little unmentionables shop run by a woman who's hard of hearing. <br><br> "Have you got anything in size 28A?" asks the young woman. ...


1 Comments, 92 Views, 16 Votes ,2.69 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
wife   10/27/2018

What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br> <br><br> ........ <br><br> Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol


1 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Hillbilly   10/27/2018

We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!


2 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
boomerang   10/27/2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back??????? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . <br><br> A STICK


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
My Favorite because my Grandmother told me this one   10/24/2018

Little Johnny and Susie were good friends and always ate lunch at school together. Not only that, but they both always brought chicken sandwiches for lunch. One day Susie shows up at lunch with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Johnny asks, where's your chicken sandwich? Susie replied, my mom said if I keep eating chicken sandwiches that I am going to turn into a chicken. Well this ...


0 Comments, 95 Views, 18 Votes ,3.40 Score
What is the cheapest meat you can buy?   10/24/2018

Deer testicles. You get 2 under a buck.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Haloween Party   10/24/2018

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. <br><br> So he took his costume and away he went. ...


0 Comments, 61 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Didn't wanna see /-/er huh.   10/21/2018

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife X)and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply ...


0 Comments, 56 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
Sex Talk   10/21/2018

Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that she misses sex though to which the other replies that her and her hubby still have sex whenever she wants. The first woman asks how and the second woman says every so often when he's in the bathroom getting ready for bed she gets naked and lays on the ...


0 Comments, 71 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
leanohn79 48 M
6  Articles
Joke   10/19/2018

Three tampons are standing outside liquor store. What do they say to each other? “Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts.”


1 Comments, 16 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles‚ Score 0.1
PHILOSOPHY   10/19/2018

Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
Harry and his wife   10/18/2018

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.” <br><br> She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How ...


1 Comments, 80 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
Mr. Schwartz   10/18/2018

While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz, ” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” <br><br> The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. ...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 9 Votes ,4.07 Score
The Millionaire   10/14/2018

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. <br><br> The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. <br><br> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not ...


1 Comments, 88 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
jf23231 48 M
3  Articles
Closed..Oob   10/13/2018

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.


2 Comments, 27 Views, 14 Votes ,3.78 Score
sexbandit1982 36 M
2  Articles
rthtrhrt htrh rt htrh rthr   10/13/2018

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0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes
Senior Night   10/7/2018

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens center. <br><br> After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time” said Claude. <br><br> The excited chatter dropped ...


1 Comments, 80 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
haha   10/7/2018

Men vacuum same way that they have sex. They put it in, make some noise 3 minutes, before they collapse on the couch and think wife should be really happy.


0 Comments, 20 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Bridge to Hawaii   10/7/2018

A man in California is walking along the beach and finds a very old bottle with a cork in the opening. So he pulls out the cork and out pops a Genie! The genie says, thank you for letting me out, as I have been stuck in here for over 200 years! To show my appreciation I can grant you one wish. So the man thought about it, then said "I want to take a 2 week vacation in Hawaii. No problem ...


0 Comments, 57 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Pussy lips   10/7/2018

After years of frequent sex, a Blonde noticed that her pussy lips were elongated and hung down from her body. This embarrased her greatly, so she went to see a surgeon to see if it could be fixed. The surgeon said "No problem, we fix this all the time". The blonde said "OK, lets do it, but I am very embarrased about this so you can't tell a soul about it. No one can ...


1 Comments, 81 Views, 12 Votes ,3.33 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Dentist chair   10/7/2018

A very short Blonde goes to the destist. The assistant has her sit in the dentist chair. A few minutes later the dentist comes in, walks up to her and says "Open Wide". " I cant't" says the Blond, "the chair arms are in the way".


0 Comments, 30 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
DoubleSP816 40 M
1  Article
Inside   10/6/2018

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he ...


2 Comments, 75 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


1 Comments, 17 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Knocking on doors   10/4/2018

What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors. <br><br> source: http://FuckBookHookups.com


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
you're BI   10/4/2018

all men and women are BI.... its up to you to guess if its POLAR or SEXUAL!!!!!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Whistling while peeing   10/3/2018

Why does a Blonde whistle while she is peeing? So she can remember which lips to wipe when she is done.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Quickie   10/3/2018

A male Blonde goes to a cafe for breakfast and looks at the menu. Soon a very cute waitress comes up and says "What would you like today sir?" He said "A quickie". Disgusted , she walks away. But in a few minutes she calms down and trys again. But he again says he would like a quickie. This time she slaps his face and walks away. Soon the man at the next table says ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Brazilian   10/3/2018

A redhead tells her Blonde stepsister "I fucked a Brazilian last night." "Oh my!" said the Blonde. "How many is that?"


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
An Evening Out   10/3/2018

Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. <br><br> He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey ...


0 Comments, 37 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
good one   10/3/2018

I'm not a weatherman, but you can definitely expect more than a few inches tonight.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Sex n math   10/3/2018

Sex and math. add the bed, Subtract clothes, Divide legs, and pray there is no multiplication.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Blonde virginity   10/3/2018

How do you tell when a blonde has lost her virginity? Her crayons are sticky.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Tax Time   10/1/2018

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few uestions." He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?" <br><br> "I'm a Lady of the night, " she says. ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Kevin had shingles.   9/28/2018

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? <br><br> Here's what happened to Kevin: <br><br> Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So, she wrote down his ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Peggy Sue   9/27/2018

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. <br><br> "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in."So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. <br><br> "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at ...


1 Comments, 65 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Breakfast Order   9/27/2018

An old man goes into Sarasota’s Broken Egg restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order. "What would you like, sir?” <br><br> He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, and answers, ...


2 Comments, 59 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A young woman goes to a bar   9/24/2018

A young woman goes to a bar on Saturday night and ends up drinking with 5 guys who are roomates. When the bar closed they wwere all having so much fun that the young men asks her to join them. As the night wore on she ended up fucking each guy at least 3 times. So on Sunday morning, she goes to mass and then confession. She said "Father I have sinned". What did you do the priest ...


3 Comments, 78 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Lights out   9/21/2018

Joes and Sue had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, Joe please explain the ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 13 Votes ,3.65 Score
Huge joke   9/17/2018

Your mom.. also some points


2 Comments, 21 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Limerick   9/16/2018

There was a young man from Kent.............Whose tool was decidedly bent......................To save himself trouble.......He put it in double......... And instead of cumming he went


1 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
scltguy2113 36 M
6  Articles
Jokes   9/15/2018

What time do you go to the dentist? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Tooth Thirty


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
scltguy2113 36 M
6  Articles
Jokes   9/15/2018

What time do you go to the dentist? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Tooth Thirty


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
paul4595 50 M
6  Articles
bad dating ad   9/13/2018

Male drinks only to excess. Seeking female to cook clean and for sex. Must have own boat and motor. Please send photo of boat and motor


2 Comments, 27 Views, 14 Votes ,1.54 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Hitchhiker   9/12/2018

A hitchhiker is trying to get a ride. He gets passed by many cars. Finally a car pulls over to give him a ride. After getting in the car the hitchhiker turns to the driver and asks: <br><br> Hitchhiker: "Sir, why did you pick me up when everyone else passed me by? I mean, what are the chances, really, that I'm some crazed serial killer?" <br><br> Driver: ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 14 Votes ,1.86 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Hitchhiker   9/12/2018

A hitchhiker is trying to get a ride. He gets passed by many cars. Finally a car pulls over to give him a ride. After getting in the car the hitchhiker turns to the driver and asks: <br><br> Hitchhiker: "Sir, why did you pick me up when everyone else passed me by? I mean, what are the chances, really, that I'm some crazed serial killer?" <br><br> Driver: ...


2 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Hillary Clinton   9/7/2018

A presidential plane crashes, killing the passengers: George Bush, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. When the three get to heaven and meet God... <br><br> George Bush says "Hello, sir, my name is George Bush and I was the 43rd president of the United States." <br><br> Barack Obama says "Hello, sir, my name is Barack Obama and I was the 44th president of ...


2 Comments, 76 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Peeing in the snow   9/7/2018

Two families live next to each other. One snowy afternoon the father of the first family gets the father of the second family, and leads him behind their houses to see something. <br><br> "See that?" the first father asked. <br><br> "What? My son's name in the snow? What boy doesn't write his name in the snow?" answered the second father. ...


2 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Mother-in-law gift   9/7/2018

My wife asked what we were going to give her mother for Christmas. I said "nothing, she never used what we gave her last Christmas." My wife said "What did we give her last Christmas?" I replied "A tombstone."


2 Comments, 28 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Hotdogs   9/7/2018

I once heard it said... <br><br> "I don't care if you're the Queen of England or a skin-flick scream queen, when a woman eats a hot-dog, she looks like a whore." <br><br> Not sure I agree with this one, but it does make you go... "Hmm?"


2 Comments, 22 Views, 9 Votes ,0.86 Score
s2ndegree 60 M
3  Articles‚ Score 10.4
Gorilla goo!   9/7/2018

A guy takes his pet gorilla to the vet and the vet says, "She sure is small for a gorilla!" <br><br> "That's funny, that's what my friends say about my wife!" <br><br> The man replied.


1 Comments, 44 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
All the wayyyyYYYyyyyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyyYYYYyyyyy   9/6/2018

What has one leg, and can run along way and NOT get tired ? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> [image] <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A **Run** in a Woman*z Stocking !


1 Comments, 32 Views, 11 Votes ,2.98 Score
She couldn't do it, ssssoooo,,,   9/4/2018

A blonde phoned her boyfriend sounding totally frustrated. She was trying to do a jigsaw puzzle all by herself. Her boyfriend, on receiving the phone-call, told her to calm down and he'd be over to help her with the jigsaw. He asked her what the picture on the front of the box was and she had answered, "It's a big chicken". On arriving at his ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
Turner Brown   9/4/2018

Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. <br><br> The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman <br><br> and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown" <br><br> The ...


2 Comments, 47 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
New and Hopefully ][mproved   9/3/2018

An man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, " going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, going to get me some of that ...


5 Comments, 66 Views, 17 Votes ,2.98 Score
Speaka da Engrish   9/3/2018

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: " Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. ...


2 Comments, 42 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
Make it back and tell,,,   9/3/2018

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue". <br><br> Is that you, George?" ...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,2.98 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Visit to psychologist 2   8/29/2018

Rorschach test! <br><br> Psychologist shows ink blot <br><br> What is that? A naked woman! <br><br> Another blot. What is that? A naked woman's genitals. <br><br> Another blot. What is that? 2 naked women & a man with erection <br><br> Another blot What is that? A couple having sex. <br><br> That is proof you have a ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Visit to psychologist 1   8/29/2018

Irishman visits psychologist who show him a picture of an oak, an ash & a poplar. Asks what does that remind you of? <br><br> 9 Tree & tree & tree makes 9 <br><br> A story follows A dos wees against each tree. What does that remind you of? <br><br> 99 Dirty tree , dirty tree & dirty tree makes 99 <br><br> Story continues The dog ...


2 Comments, 45 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Curious2014z2015 51 M
1  Article
Missing   8/27/2018

The wife's been missing for a week now <br><br> The Police said to expect the worst <br><br> So I went down the Charity Shop and got her clothes back......


2 Comments, 34 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
TravelingMan524 66 M
17  Articles
wife & girlfriend   8/27/2018

Q: What's the difference between a wife & a girlfriend? <br><br> A: 40 pounds


3 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
TravelingMan524 66 M
17  Articles
more   8/27/2018

And if they say they are not cheetahs...they are lion.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Sex & Calories   8/18/2018

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. <br><br> Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?


1 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Testing, Testing, 4, 5, 6, Testing.   8/17/2018

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE OF THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW: 1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right? 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung). 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, ...


3 Comments, 51 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
Sex & Calories   8/16/2018

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. <br><br> Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
KoKo50155 28 M
6  Articles
ORIGINAL   8/15/2018

ORIGINAL


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
garyrocket11 54 M
1  Article
Joke of the weeks and ARE MEANT AS JOKES ONLY!!!!!!   8/14/2018

Q: Which of the following does "not" belong: Meat, Eggs, Wife, or Blowjob? A: a blowjob, because you can beat your meat, eggs, and wife but you Can't beat a blowjob!! LOL


1 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Testing, Testing, 1 2 3 ,,, Testing.   8/14/2018

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I'VE SEEN.... RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS !! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
SHoe*z, S//-/oe*z and yet S]]-[[oe*z again   8/13/2018

<br><br> A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
Don't be in such a hurry !   8/13/2018

A young ][ndian Brave felt he was of age. He went to the Village Chief and stood before him. ''Oh Chief, ][ Am of age now and ask to become a Warrior, What must ][ do ?" The Chief looked hard at the young Brave and thought a few moment*z. " To Be a WarrioR, there are 3 thing*z You must do. The first , ,, is to build a Big and Strong TePee The second, ,, is to get a ...


0 Comments, 53 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
A Loving Wife   8/10/2018

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck; then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an ...


2 Comments, 96 Views, 20 Votes ,4.15 Score
69rideme4fun 50 M
1  Article
humor   8/9/2018

how do ya tell a snowman apart from a snow woman? snowballs.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Wrong A\/\swer !   8/9/2018

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being -day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to ...


2 Comments, 66 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
When too, and when NOT too.   8/9/2018

<br><br> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ''Mrs. Jones, do you know ?'' She responded, ''Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Not All Is As It Appear*z ~   8/9/2018

Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his Henhouse. The cocky young rooster walks over to the rooster and says: "OK, fellow, time to retire." The rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to !" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give a hassle about this man. It's time ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Souper Visor   8/9/2018

Cajun Math.......... A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here is your first question..." the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers ?" The Cajun says, "Dat's is easy." And proceeds to draw ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
Tree Hugg'in.   8/8/2018

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree . Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" <br><br> " listening to the music of the tree, " the other man replied. "you've got to be kidding ." "No, would you like ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Careful \\/\\/is//-/e*z !   8/8/2018

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, " says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please.” The man reaches into ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Best Phone rate.   8/8/2018

A gentleman is visiting The Vatican in Rome when he happen*z to see a Golden Phone. He ask*z a Pradre' that is watching over it "What*z up with the Golden Phone Padre' ?" The Padre' replie*z "Oh, that phone goe*z directly to Heaven, and it cost*z $10, 000.00 to use it." The gentleman is impressed. Same gentleman has travelled to London England, and just so ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Drink'in into Fly*in   8/8/2018

Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander , NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. <br><br> Ralph said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" <br><br> Charlie says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Bigtitlover86xx 31 M
6  Articles
Hey whats up   8/6/2018

Just doing this for the points, so feel free to do the same!


1 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Male Logic   8/6/2018

This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there. <br><br> Woman: Do you drink beer? <br><br> Man: Yes. <br><br> Woman: How many beers a day? ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
What Starts With "F"   8/6/2018

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?' <br><br> Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' <br><br> Ms. Brooks finally had ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
bbcinorlando 34 M
6  Articles
OLD JOKE   8/5/2018

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? <br><br> A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
Blonde   8/3/2018

You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory? <br><br> She got fired for throwing half of them away because they said W&W.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
Blonde   8/3/2018

You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory? <br><br> She got fired for throwing half of them away because they said W&W.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
ha ha   8/3/2018

so a girl tells a guy come eat my pussy it tastes like rainbows....so he goes down and starts licking and as he licks skittles start coming out he comes up with a mouth full and says so this is what ya meant by it tastes like rainbows


0 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
dafocker44 59 M
6  Articles
Dopey and the Nun   7/30/2018

Snow White and the 7 dwaves went to visit the Vatican! There, they were introduced to the Pontiff. Dopey asks, "Monsignor, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" <br><br> Pope thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, I don't believe there are! <br><br> Dopey thinks and asks another question. "Pope, are there any dawf nuns in the Roman Catholic ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
silverwolf_n_ut 54 M
4  Articles‚ Score 2.9
donkey   7/28/2018

what do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion a piece of ass brings a tear too your eye


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
ericsmith98105 36 M
5  Articles
Who's down for points people!   7/27/2018

We all need points.


3 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
HesGotMyHeart113 52 C
1  Article
Three Blondes walk into a bar....   7/26/2018

two got concussions.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
ha ha!!!   7/25/2018

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came ...


3 Comments, 36 Views, 16 Votes ,5.63 Score
ShaunaODorothy 49 T
12  Articles
Traveling Salesman's Car Breaks Down   7/25/2018

While on the road in the country a door to door salesman had car trouble and walked to a nearby farmhouse for help. He got to the door as night was falling on that dark and stormy night. <br><br> "You can stay the night here, " the old farmer said, "but you'll have to stay in one of my daughters bedrooms." <br><br> The first daughter came down she ...


0 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
Dentist is scared of women   7/24/2018

A dentist's father raised his son alone since his wife had cheated on him. He always told his son to avoid women like the plague. <br><br> One day, a beautiful woman is shown in to the dentist's exam room. She is quite flirtatious with the dentist and makes no secret of the fact that she's interested. <br><br> She asks the dentist if he'd like to go out ...


0 Comments, 56 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
bull!!!   7/24/2018

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,5.22 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
codes!!!   7/23/2018

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
math   7/21/2018

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is ...


0 Comments, 57 Views, 14 Votes ,4.26 Score
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND   7/21/2018

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
Blonde joke   7/20/2018

Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br> A. Because she will leave to answer the door.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
Blonde joke   7/20/2018

Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br> A. Because she will leave to answer the door.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
Blonde joke   7/20/2018

Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br> A. Because she will leave to answer the door.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Thisguy61364 42 M
5  Articles
789   7/18/2018

Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br> Seven was a registered six offender.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Thisguy61364 42 M
5  Articles
789   7/18/2018

Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br> Seven was a registered six offender.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
Thisguy61364 42 M
5  Articles
789   7/18/2018

Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br> Seven was a registered six offender.


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
The Hearing Check   7/18/2018

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do, " said the Doctor, "stand about ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
yachting!!!   7/18/2018

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to ...


2 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
skiers!!   7/17/2018

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
parents!!!   7/17/2018

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the puts his penis in the ’s ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
bbcinorlando 34 M
6  Articles
Love Making Night Before   7/16/2018

There is an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American sitting in a bar talking and the Italian is bragging that last night he made love to his wife 3 times and this morning his wife made him breakfast in bed and told him how amazing he was the night before. The Frenchman said "That's nothing I made love to my wife 5 times last night and then this morning to show her appreciation she made me ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
The Milk Bath   7/14/2018

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. <br><br> When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. <br><br> So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. <br><br> The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
When men were hard to find   7/13/2018

The US civil War had just ended and unmarried men were hard to find, so Mabelle placed an ad in her local newspaper. Mabelle lived in a small town in a rural area. But soon a discharged vet of the war answered and was willing to mary her. So she wrote back and agreed to meet him at the Justice of the Peace on the following friday at 9 to mary. They met, got married and loaded her large trunk ...


0 Comments, 57 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
lol   7/13/2018

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The ...


2 Comments, 35 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
181  Articles‚ Score 3.6
riddle   7/13/2018

Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Because the pee is silent.


2 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
What do you call   7/13/2018

a blonde with a chainsaw? A. Dead <br><br> had to put this one up for Friday the 13th


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Pope's new camera   7/13/2018

A tourist couple is visiting the Vaticant and sneaks into the Papal Garden. They spot the Pope and start taking photos, just as he jerks off and cums. But then he spots the tourists. Horrified, he says I must have tham camera, as those photos can't get out. The tourists say $2, 000 and you can have it. Those Pope takes it , pays them, and places it on his fireplace mantel. Later in the day ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
solice_fred 62 M
2  Articles
Does the dog bite?   7/12/2018

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” from net Not Bling Owner...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
EvanJih 35 M
2  Articles
The power of punctuation:   7/12/2018

An English professor wrote the words: “ A woman without her man is nothing”On the chalkboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” All of the Females in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” Punctuation is powerful~ from net Not Bling Owner ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Verify_1 34 M
2  Articles
A skeleton walks into a bar...   7/12/2018

... he orders a beer and a mop. [image] heyyo!


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Romantic Dinner   7/11/2018

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. <br><br> The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the tablecloth, but the man stared straight ahead. <br><br> The waitress watched ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
nautical3 59 M
4  Articles
PAA   7/11/2018

I went to a meeting of Porn Addicts Anonymous yesterday <br><br> What a mob of wankers !


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
nautical3 59 M
4  Articles
Medical Exam   7/11/2018

During my medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: -‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
The Day Off   7/10/2018

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. <br><br> “Boss, ” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” <br><br> “We’re short-handed, Smith, ” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” <br><br> “Thanks, boss, ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Baseball Game   7/10/2018

One day, the devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. <br><br> Smiling, the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players up here.” <br><br> “True, ” snickered the devil. “But I have all the umpires.”


0 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
bbcinorlando 34 M
6  Articles
Spelling   7/8/2018

Two Italian men get on a bus. <br><br> They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: <br><br> <br><br> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Lil Johnny first grade   7/4/2018

The first grade teacher walks into class. She sees Johnny sitting there and holding his kitty cat. She says Johnny why do you have your kitty cat at school? <br><br> He says " I heard my daddy tell my momma he was gonna eat that pussy when I goes to school"


1 Comments, 38 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
If only   7/3/2018

A Male Fairy Tale <br><br> Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, <br><br> "Will you marry me?" <br><br> The Princess immediately said, "No!" <br><br> And the Prince lived happily ever after, <br><br> and <br><br> rode motorcycles <br><br> and <br><br> dated thin, ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
Text message   7/3/2018

An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones. <br><br> The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty ’ service, was a no-nonsense guy <br><br> One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
Spiderman joke   7/3/2018

Made this up myself: <br><br> What do you get when you cross Spider-man with Aunt may? The Amazing A(u)nt-man.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
Little Johnny   7/2/2018

Little Johnny strolls into school on Tuesday. <br><br> The teacher stops him in the hall. <br><br> “Johnny, why weren’t you in school yesterday?” <br><br> “Sorry, Miss, but my dad got burned” <br><br> “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it wasn’t badly?” <br><br> “Well, they don’t fuck around at the crematorium, ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Golf lessons   7/2/2018

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. <br><br> The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!” <br><br> “Well, what should I do?” asks the man. <br><br> “Hold the club gently, ” ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Kmarlos79 39 M
1  Article
Doctor visit   6/27/2018

Doctor walked in to find patient on exam table with carrots stuck in his nose and broccoli coming out of his ears. <br><br> Doctor took one look at him and said “Well I can tell your not eating right”!


0 Comments, 30 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
at work   6/24/2018

I'm sure my coworker is having an affair with my wife... <br><br> He's been very miserable lately.


0 Comments, 16 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
A man walked into a bar with his arm in a cast   6/24/2018

"What happened to you?" asked the bartender. "I got in a fight with Kelly." "Kelly? He's only a small guy - he must have had something in his hand." "He did - a shovel." "Didn't you have anything in your hand?" "I did - Mrs. Kelly's tit. And a beautiful thing it was too, but not much use in a fight !"


0 Comments, 24 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
Blonde   6/24/2018

A blond is in a car crash and she says, "I think I have a concussion." The paramedic asks, "How many fingers do I have up?" The blond shrieks, "Oh my God! I am paralyzed from the waist down, too!"


0 Comments, 22 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
Ggarvey76 42 M
1  Article
KFC   6/24/2018

What does a box of chicken and a woman have in common? Once you are done with the breasts and the things all you have left is a greasy Box to the bone in..


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
So a Horse Walks into a Bar   6/22/2018

A horse walks into a bar Th Bartender looks up and says Hey Buddy Why the Long Face...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
So a Horse Walks into a Bar   6/22/2018

A horse walks into a bar, The Bartender looks up and says Hey Buddy Why the Long Face...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Superman4695 33 M
11  Articles‚ Score 20.7
What is the difference between a slut...   6/22/2018

and a bitch? The slut will have sex with you. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Disclaimer: Never called a woman either likely never will. Just a joke.


1 Comments, 35 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
StormBorgn 39 M
1  Article
What did peter say   6/20/2018

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus <br><br> <br><br> It only takes one nail to hang a picture


0 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,1.11 Score
Late Night Visitors   6/17/2018

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies standing there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, "Yes, I am." The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. <br><br> The guy says, "Sure, I guess, " and gets a photo ...


2 Comments, 105 Views, 23 Votes ,3.01 Score
Aunt Mildred   6/17/2018

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 16 Votes ,3.57 Score
The Divorce   6/16/2018

CURTAIN RODS On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. <br><br> On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. <br><br> On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candlelight; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, ...


0 Comments, 57 Views, 14 Votes ,3.46 Score
Badtrev 39 M
11  Articles
Coma   6/16/2018

One day a woman mysteriously falls into a deep coma, leaving the doctors puzzled and her husband desperate. They try every conventional treatment in the book to no avail. One day the husband is in the hospital and in his frustration he yet again approaches the doctor and says “Are you sure that we’ve tried everything? Isn’t there some less conventional or experimental treatments that ...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
A Farm Couple   6/8/2018

Once there was an elderly couple that lived on a farm. One day the farmer came to his wife and grabbed her boobs. <br><br> He said, "If we could get milk out of these things, we could get rid of the cows." <br><br> The next day he approached her, grabbed her butt, and said, "If we could get eggs out of this thing, we could get rid of the chickens." ...


2 Comments, 104 Views, 20 Votes ,3.51 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
A True Blonde   6/8/2018

A blond goes into a world-wide message center to send a message to her mother. When the clerk tells him it will be $300, she exclaims, ''I can't afford that, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mom!'' <br><br> To that the man asks, ''Anything?'' <br><br> She says ''Anything'' <br><br> With that, the ...


1 Comments, 97 Views, 19 Votes ,4.18 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Blonde on an Airplane   6/8/2018

A plane is on its way to Houston when Amanda, in economy class, gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. <br><br> The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. <br><br> She then tells Amanda that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. <br><br> Amanda replies, “I’m blond, I’m ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
whorecurious 57 C
190  Articles
Stolen Credit Card   6/8/2018

Question: Have you ever had a credit card stolen? <br><br> Answer: Yes, my wife’s credit card was stolen. <br><br> Question: Did you report it missing? <br><br> Answer: No, the guy who stole it spends less than my wife, so I’m better off.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
Hippo and a Zippo   6/7/2018

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? <br><br> / <br><br> / <br><br> / <br><br> / <br><br> / <br><br> / <br><br> / <br><br> / <br><br> / The Zippo is a little lighter...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
youngPleasure M
7  Articles
Sperm Navigation   6/5/2018

What did one sperm say to the other sperm? <br><br> Hey Bill did you bring the GPS...I think that prick dropped us off at the esophagus like our friends a few nights ago. We've got a loooong way to go. Oh Jim, how I hate the shit we have to go through.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
What kind of bees produce milk?   6/2/2018

Boo-bees!


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score