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Articles by lowdwndrtydog

lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Circle flies   11/10/2011

An old man was flying down the road in a beat up pickup loaded down with horseshit and blew right past a cop. The cop whipped out and quickly pulled the old man over. The cop tells the old man to ste


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Oh the irony!   4/10/2009

A young couple on their honeymoon check into a hotel. The room is a beautiful suite with king size bed with silk sheets and a feather comforter. There's a bottle of Dom Perignon chilling in a bucket


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Greatest Pain   4/10/2009

A man goes to see the dentist for a toothache. The dentist informs him that it's become abscessed and will have to be pulled. The dentist begins to fill a needle with novocaine, but the man stops hi


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Black Balls   4/10/2009

One friday in school, Billy's teacher starts a new game. She asks a question right after lunch, and the first one to answer correctly gets to leave early.

Well the first day the teacher asks


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Where is God?   4/10/2009

A young mother is completely at wit's end with her two . At 9 and 11 years old, they're the worst hellions anyone could imagine.

They've been caught stealing, vandalizing, and terrorizing th


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Nice shot   4/9/2009

Jesus Christ and Moses are ready to start a round of golf when a man walks up and asks if they would mind making it a threesome.

Jesus looks at Moses and shrugs his shoulders. Moses replies,


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Par for the Course   4/9/2009

Two friends are enjoying a round of golf and after several holes they get behind two women that are playing extraordinarily slow.

They follow behind for a couple holes and can't tolerate the


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
By the Numbers   4/6/2009

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There's a group of old men at a table towards the back, but otherwise the place is pretty empty.

About halfway through his beer he hears one of the


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Midget Nuns   4/5/2009

The seven dwarves are invited to the Vatican to visit the pope.

They arrive and wait in a greeting line and finally get to meet his holiness. After meeting with the dwarves for a short time


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Stranger in a Strange Land (cont)   4/3/2009

Your whole body tingles with anticipation. Thunder begins to rumble in the distance as the breeze picks up. My tongue slips between the soft swollen folds and glides up to find your clit engorged an


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Stranger in a Strange Land   4/1/2009

It's a hot steamy Florida afternoon, the kind that you can taste the thunderstorms coming. You've gotten lost driving a back road and haven't seen civilization for at l


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lowdwndrtydog 53 M
8  Articles
Women, which is more appealing??   3/22/2009

We've all heard that size doesn't matter. Maybe we can get to the truth.

Does size really matter?

Can a smaller man still please you?

Is a big cock all it takes?

W


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