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same sex marriage 3/14/2012 joe and jim got married in new york and wanted to go on a honeymoon but could not afford one so they stayed by joes parents house on their first night together. in the morning little karl got up and a 0 Comments, 222 Views, 0 Votes | |
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nuts 2/11/2012 a little old man shuffled into an ice cream shop and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up unto a stool. after catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. the waitress asked kindly, 'crushed nuts?' 0 Comments, 138 Views, 0 Votes | |
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april fool 1/30/2012 you walk into a room and find your lover and your best friend under the sheets both naked. when they see you, they both scream april fool. you look at the calender and realise its april 1st. what woul 0 Comments, 371 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sister 1/29/2012 a guy gave a catholic sister a ride, as they were going he placed his hand on her lap pretending it was the gear stick, the sister said mathew 7  . he removed his hand, he touched
her lap a 2nd time a0 Comments, 237 Views, 0 Votes | |
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5 secrets to a perfect relationship 1/28/2012 1) its important to have a man who helps at home and knows how to cook, clean, wash and has a job. 2) its important to have a man who can make you laugh. 3) its important to have a man you can trust a 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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lawyer 1/25/2012 a lawyer had sex behind his wife back a day with a girl from his office and she forgot her panties in the back of his car. his wife saw the panties and got angry and tore them up and asked who were th 0 Comments, 227 Views, 0 Votes |
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