Trying this out. I'm a pretty low key guy. Don't worry I'm not a weirdo... For the most part. 👽 ***WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one.

My Ideal Person Cuddly, intelligent, straightforward, relaxed, sarcastic. I guess it's strange that if want someone who is sarcastic, but straightforward. I suppose I'm looking for someone who can navigate through indirect discourse, but does not beat around the bush. On a more shallow note, I prefer more ample women. All about them cuddles, dude.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
A tie between getting fucked by a forceful trucker at a rest
stop and being seduced by an older woman at her home.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
My desk at work

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
hmmm... Jerry from Parks and Rec. He just got the really
cute pooh bear look to him and I think his face would look
amazing when experiencing pain and pleasure. Hard to think
of a female , cuz they're always forced to be skinny.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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