Always broad-minded, usually dirty-minded and occasionally high-minded, we are two playmates-turned-partners seeking like-minded rakes and s for carnal cavortings and erotic escapades. We're part of the team that created Kinky Salon London (Google it or look it up on Facebook) - a non-profit arty sexy party open to all sexualities and genders. We're looking for people who know what CP and DP stand for and who might not be afraid to try either. Loquacious, licentious, libidinous lovers who look good and can laugh (at themselves, us and others). Intrepid, funny, wanton fucks win out over jittery first-timers or jaded seen-it-all-befores. Filthy, brainy creatures who understand the difference between discreet and discrete. Extra kudos for those with an appreciation of ritual and a sense of the theatrical. Gorgeous geeks are more than welcome. For us it's all about the intercourse - social as well as sexual. For: androgyny; wenches and knaves, imagination; switchiness; Lelo; Babes 'n Horny; mustelids; Twin Otters; the Story of O; vintage clothes; vintage porn; Philip Larkin; Voluptuous Panic; Nick Drake; Sweeney Todd. Against: prissiness; squeamishness; phoniness; the stink of chemicals; snobs; pencils; cold fish; logs; complacency; tomato soup; the battle of the sexes. Fantasies: Spirited Away; Deliverance; Nights At The Circus; Vampyros Lesbos; Scenes from Caligula; Tipping The Velvet; the human sacrifice; Victorian spanking school. Complete the following sentence. Our ideal night begins...: a) ...by building a Mongolian yurt and gathering kindling for the wood stove, around which we huddle shivering until someone gets a boner b) ...by touching down at a polyamorous zero-G sex camp on space mushrooms c) ...with nervous chatter in one of London's most overpriced cocktail bars before one of the men admits he has taken too much Dutch courage and the rest of us drag his sorry carcass to a blandly anonymous budget chain hotel for a few hours of forgettable, regrettable "fun" d) Other (tell us in at least 50 words)