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My Ideal Person I don't mind much whether you're blond, red-haired, or brunette. Though attractive you must be; not necessarily beautiful, or even pretty. Huge part of attractive is the inner spark. And you should be able to hold an intelligent conversation. I don't quite know how to decide which conversations are intelligent, but at a minimum, you have to be able to name the vice president of the US without googling it.

Pillow talk where I'm compelled to pretend being asleep, I can take that kind only once.