I'm done here in three days. I'd like to say to all of you idiots pretending to be women just so you can get some idiot to send you money - I'm sure some will but I hope you choke on the money. You ruined what could have been a good site. Here's what was posted before: First of all, if you are a Trumpian, do not message me. SECOND, IF YOUR LOCATION OR AGE IS WRONG, DON'T BOTHER ME! That said, anyone else nearby who would like to meet a nice guy, hit me up. I am mostly retired, grandfather of one and father of two boys. I am a life-long Baltimorean, Ravens and Orioles fan. I'm looking for someone to spend time with - both in and out of bed. Feel free to ask me anything except for money. :-)

My Ideal Person I'm not sure who my ideal woman is but I know who she isn't - any woman who's profile photo is their vagina. That is the most unsexy picture I can think of.

With that out of the way, I do know that whoever she is, she needs to be intelligent enough to carry on a conversation (about something other than shoes. Is that you?

Lastly a sense of humor is required because I am just this side of certifiably crazy.

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