My mom says I'm just so awesome that I shouldn't need an introduction. I can divide by zero and have danced the Honky Tonk with Pamela Ander. I’m very laid back, fun, and easy to get along with. I have a lot of really interesting friends who make my life all that much better. Some you probably wouldn’t talk to, and some who probably wouldn’t talk to you. I think that I need to worry about two and only two things in my life: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already might have. My parents always wanted me to be a doctor, but I knew Engineering was my true calling. I’m way cooler than my geeky friends and way geekier than my cool friends. I tend to stand out wherever I am. I’m currently building a huge hole under the Miami Bay. It’s going very, very well and last time I checked I still have one arm attached to the right side of my body. In my spare time I have translated sexual innuendos for Canadian and Latin refugees, have enjoyed spending time with my own peral saviors around me and have won bullfights in San Juan. I can beat most psychics in their predictions. I have written an encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for people with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf. The laws of gravity do not apply to me. I have won the county parallel parking challenge. I am a nine time World Hot-Hands champion.I’m cocky. I’ve worked hard to achieve, learn and become who I am and that’s brought me a lot of confidence. I like the me that I am now much better than the old version of me. But don’t worry, I don’t think I’m better than you. Your amazing girl parts give you triple points from the word “go”! Just recently I discovered why the chicken crossed the road. I'm shy, clingy, boring and terrible in bed... Come on, you know you want me. I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who CHOOSE to be together because they enjoy each others' company, none of that "I need you; I'm so empty without you" stuff that's really just addiction masquerading as love. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." -- I love the quote, but have no idea where it's from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. 100 points and a cereal box top can be redeemed for the best brownie recipe in the world. If you think we’d get along, send me a short message or a wink or do something so I know, I’d be happy to hear from you. Who knows, it could be the start of something amazing! And at some point ask me how I discovered why a forklift has to be so big despite all it does is lifting forks.

My Ideal Person I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the internet looking for innocent men to take advantage off. Are you the kind of gal that sees herself as a creator rather than a consumer, social rather than introspective, feminine rather than trying to be one of the guys, and a doer rather than a watcher? In that case we should talk.

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What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, Under a waterfall

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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