[B]THIS JUST IN:[/B] [COLOR deeppink]Because we are getting hit up by Sooooo many singles, "Both Male & Female," We have decided to start taking applications, lol. Men, You must either have face pics on your profile, or send atleast 2 with your email request. Ladies, You are the Queen with us, & can have ANYTHING YOU WANT!!! We still both like a partner to play with, so if you are a single female, you can be playing with just Billy, or both of us & the Single males with myself or all of us, if the Unicorn requests it. If you happen to have a FWB of the opposite sex that you play with already, all the better, Pls bring them for the 4sum, or 1 on 1. When we each choose a single, Since you both [B]will be[/B] extremely HOTT, there will be no fraternizing with the other single, till we are done Fucking your brains out. After that, have at it, & we hope we made you a nice Love Connection. [/COLOR] :X [B]ABOUT US:[/B] [COLOR blue]We like to play almost Every Weekend, & some weeknights, if you are close, or willing to travel to us. She has the final say on to whom with we play, so if no pic of him, no play with us...If your a couple looking to play with another couple, there should be pics of both of you. While a cock shot is nice, she is more of a face per.. we understand people's need for discretion, so if u don't have them posted, pls email them to us here. Thx! [/COLOR] [B]HOSTING:[/B] [COLOR darkblue]Everyone keeps asking us what we are into? SEX!!! We have 2 bedrooms with king sized beds in them. He takes his date in 1, & I take my date in the other. Sometimes we all play in the same room, if it is a couple that requires same room play, otherwise, we prefer the one on one sex with our new friends...[/COLOR] [B][COLOR red]Hot Hot Hot:[COLOR green] We Are Super, Sexy, Swingers. Give us a shout, & Trust me, You won't be disappointed. He can last all night, & She simply can't get enough of a Good Thing!. We Show up when invited. We are Free spirited part time nudists at Caliente. We are Lovers, Not fighters. There is ZERO jealousy. Come watch, Play with, or just meet new friends. We love to ride our motorcycles, play pool, Canoe, camp, Travel to exotic countries, go bowling, you name it, we are up for it. We would like to get a large group of swingers together & take over a camp ground this fall. We are not Super Freaks, but we sure love clean sex. It's all good, & all welcomed attention. We are Drug, disease, & drama free. Tested regularly. Condoms are a MUST! If you don't use them, don't expect to play with us. Ladies, You don't have to be perfect, He loves all women, but she is a bit more selective, so you had better have at least 1 redeeming quality she can focus on. Her 100% natural sized G breasts will keep you mesmerized while they bounce all over the place! She prefers men with hair, but there are some sexy Bald men. "Duane John comes to mind" She also requires 6.5 inches, measured from the topside boyz. Lol She will play with shorter, but they need to be xtra thick if not her 6.5 inches long. She is not attracted to black men, but has found 1 or 2 attractive. "Duane John comes to mind" LoL. She can be a Hard nut to crack, so if you can not fuck for atleast 10 minutes straight, then by all means, please pass us by. We are no longer Newbies, but she just started in February 2014. BOTH are loving it & 100% committed to play. We are also 100% committed to each other & DO NOT do anything Separately, so DON"T ask!!! We are definitely a full swap couple, but it no longer has to be same room, as we have a King bed in the guest room too. We don't have any ren, so hosting is easy for us, but not everyone is going to get the invite home. If momma aint happy, no one is gonna play, so turn on the charm, she loves the attention & blushes freely.[/COLOR] [B][COLOR darkblue]NEWS FLASH[/COLOR][/B]: She just had her 1st bi experience 3/8/14[/B], & while she isn't a pro, the other gal certainly was, & both seemed to thoroughly enjoy each other, while us guys took pics! So, while she's not bi per say, if the other gal knows what she's doing & is pretty enough, she certainly doesn't seem to object!!! lol. She also does not object to bi Males. While He is 100% Straight, she has a fantasy that includes playing with 2 bi men. Call it the bucket list wish, if you will. I can't help her with this one, can you???[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person If you are Sexy, drug, drama, & disease free, interesting, & fun in the sack...hit us up. Let's do what comes Naturally, and take each other to the heights of Ecstasy... 420 friendly. We don't partake, but we certainly don't care if you do. Everything in moderation. if either of you needs to get trashed to play, then the lifestyle is probably not for you, & you are def not for us. We love to drink a cpl prior to play, but no drunks or druggies PLEASE!!!

We are both Givers or Takers: Depending on the vibe u put out. Let's enjoy each other with no expectations... If you are mean, rude, drunk, or pushy, you will not have fun with us. We will walk. If you try to have sex with either of us Without protection, We will walk. "Don't be silly, Wrap the Willy" If you have paperwork & wanna show ID to prove that you have been tested in the last 30 days, we may consider oral without protection, but if you cum in her mouth without warning, you will get your ass kicked!!! We will respect you, "Especially the Ladies" & expect the same respect in return. We are all here to have a good, safe, Fun time & play, so Lets do it!!! HUGS!!!

DISCLAIMER: If you are a couple, & His junk does not work, you need to search for single males, not couples. There are certainly plenty of them out there for you.. So ladies, if your partner is known to get whiskey dick, you had better feed him a good dinner before, & curb his drinking, because Billy's cock is Always hard, & I will take my toy home & play with him there... We will show to all dates or atleast give u plenty of notice if life happens & we hope for the same in return. We live in a small singles community here & word spreads fast about who shows, & who doesn't. If you stand us up, with NO courtesy call, NO notice or good explanation & great makeup sex after, we will tell everyone who you are, "hornygirl832014","DubGirl80" aka kinkislut4u, "jmrmech1" "6970dw" "KYfan17"& "Pontiac06x" These were no show, & no call to cancel people, so beware of their BS. Just Sayin, We are Real & if your on this site, we think you should be too!!!

In Conclusion: Read our Testimonials. They are from people who like you, were complete strangers at one time. They tell you an unbiased opinion of who we are, better then any description, we could give of ourselves above. Thanks to all of our wonderful New friends that took the time out of their busy lives to post them. Hugs!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Voyeurism, Massage, Exhibitionism, him

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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